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22 Jan 2017, 7:41 pm

jrjones9933 wrote:
If you don't like the facts, make some alternative facts.

people all over the world are already doing just that and FUBARing our world.



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22 Jan 2017, 7:49 pm

If something works, even if it's terribly dishonest and costs part of your soul, keep at it.

I think the people who follow this bad advice also follow the previous bad advice. Just because it's working doesn't make it good advice.


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22 Jan 2017, 7:59 pm

the oil companies should do more fracking along known fault lines.



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22 Jan 2017, 11:04 pm

Tapeworm pills are a great weight loss aid.



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22 Jan 2017, 11:09 pm

From doctors in a hospital somewhere in Tashkent, Uzbekistan:

Denis, forget about playing tennis again. You weren't supposed to live, let alone walk. We patched you together with the strings of your racquet. You'll never need it again.



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22 Jan 2017, 11:32 pm

use a Ouija board daily. ask for demonic entities to haunt your neighbor.



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23 Jan 2017, 10:42 am

Corollary to auntblabby's enema post:

Coffee works great, too!



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23 Jan 2017, 10:48 am

Worry constantly, and mock the worries that other people have and you don't share.


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23 Jan 2017, 11:03 am

When at the mall or other public place go up to strangers of the opposite sex and spontaneously hug and kiss them. They want to feel loved and this might make their day!


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23 Jan 2017, 11:07 am

Better yet, just grab 'em by the biscuits.


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23 Jan 2017, 1:29 pm

Do a handstand on top of a moving vehicle.



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23 Jan 2017, 1:37 pm

You can tell when toast is ready by the smell


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23 Jan 2017, 1:43 pm

If your hard drive overheats pop it in the fridge awhile.


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23 Jan 2017, 1:55 pm

Believe whatever seems convenient


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23 Jan 2017, 9:20 pm

open a high-colonic irrigation service, using arsenic as the irrigant, and make yourself into a real "enema of the people." ;)



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24 Jan 2017, 9:29 am

Winning is more important that the issue of what remains after the war is over


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