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Granted! but you get an eviction notice and have to move to the homeless shelter in the town next to yours, which gets rain all the time

I wish for endless amounts of PVC and latex clothing for me to wear

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You get PVC and latex clothing to wear, but something has gone very wrong, the glass temperature of the plastics goes up to 100 oC, so it is now brittle and not flexable. Enjoy your stiff outfit.

I wish that Strapples would post three times a day in corrupt a wish, but he would not make any wish associated with PVC, rubber, latex or other polymers for a whole week.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, but we suddenly get an influx of users signing up from 4chan. About 100, so we have to deal with them all.

I wish there was a portal to the world of Pokémon in my room, two way.

The problem is that as you pass through the portal you get mixed up with a all of the pokeman animals, which creates a single very odd animal.

I wish that basshunter would do a version of "God Save the Queen", and all the other national anthems of Europe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpnKG79dR78

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! but they all cost $50 dollars per single and they are NOT available on P2P

I wish the RIAA would stop making frivelous lawsuits

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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OK no more frivelous lawsuits from the RIAA, no more lawsuits from them at all. They just change their name to something else.

I wish I could be a genius of painting and make a living by doing oil paintings.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted, unfortunately due to a recent strike by the Paint Suppliers Union you have to paint with crude oil which costs around $200 dollars a bucket and is only available in black.

I wish i could pass my exams without having to study.

Granted! But due to your abyssmally low passing score they still ship you off to Iraq

I wish for more wheelchair nerd conventions

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Fine, you get more wheelchair conventions for nerds who want to modify them. They even put you in charge of testing the next generation of chair designs which is an important part of the convention.

The problem is that you end up testing a hydrazine / fuming nitric acid fueled beast chair on a formula one circuit, the throttle return spring fails and it jams full open. You find it rather hard to control the thing at Mach 0.9 and then you crash into a wall.

I wish that there was a secret aspie / autie handshake, and a secret sign we could chalk on walls to allow us to contact each other without the NTs knowing.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted! but only autistics know exaclty how to do it so aspies are left out

I wish that WP would close for then ext 8 hours while i sleep

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. But you never wake up again.

I wish I was the coolest guy.

Granted, but your body freezes to absolute zero.

I wish I was 20 feet tall.

you bang your head on a road sign and get a bleed in the brain, bye ! bye !

I wish that there was a secret aspie symbol which can be used to establish a dead letter box, and that someone who teach me how to make it.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted. But instead of establishing a dead letter box, you accidentally establish an empire, and declare war on all opposing parties.

I don't mind being a Mew, having the ability to transform and all, but can I at least be a green one?

Granted! Enjoy your PSN damage!

I wish for lots more neoprene straps on my powerchair. nice warm tight ones ;D

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

OK you get more neoprene, the only problem is that the neoprene straps come to live one afternoon. They make up their mind that you do not treat them well, they then start to take control of your wheel chair by grabbing the controls.

Rather than driving you into the river the straps make up their mind that they want to watch Tom and Jerry all day, they then drive the chair to a 24 hour a day cartoon cinema where you are bored to death watching enless repeats of the same cartoon. The straps think that the cartoon is great.

I wish that I could get my house to fly from one place to another, it would slowly float up into the air after all the pipes and cables are disconnected from the house, it would then fly at 100 mph to the new location during the night with me, my dogs and the furnishings inside. It would then slow down and land gently without breaking anything

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.