Corrupt A Wish

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Granted! But you are assigned to the stupidest cases in the world. Like the case of the missing deli cheese from my supermarket...

I wish to get http://www.southpawenterprises.com/Bear-Hugs-P837.aspx in thick warm neoprene

Granted, but nobody wants to view the link to see what you want. Thus, you never get it.

I wish for a sucessful launch of a rocket powered by coke and Mentos.

The rocket flies up, but the Mentos and Coke burn through the pavement and releases a high pressure lava flow that burns your house down.

I wish that 'Two and a half Men' is on tonite....

Granted, the whole show lasts just 30 seconds. It repeats itself on all channels and you can't turn the TV off. At least it only affects you.

I wish that I could construct an IndyCar and be able to modify it so I could win every race.

Granted! BUt after its second win it is found out to be a hacked car and is DQed

I wish to have In thick warm sticky sweaty smoothskin neoprene like my neoprene shirt

Granted. As the one who grants your wish, I give you exactly what I saw in the post above. In my case, it just happens to be nothing.
I wish for an A+ on my latest c++ exam and on all grades thereafter.

Granted, but on all other C++ exams before this, you have gotten F's on them. You fail the class and never want to program again.

I wish that more people posted on this thread.

Granted. All the users of WP are magically attracted to this here thread. Hilarity ensues.

I wish I had some tame Metroids, with a good amount of X-parasites to feed them.

Granted. But they seem to think this is the thread where you post something random, so you have to read through an average of five pages of nonsense before finding a wish to corrupt.
I wish that the movers had not left my equipment cables or anything else at my last residence.

Granted They leave the equipment!

I wish to have In thick warm sticky sweaty smoothskin neoprene like my neoprene shirt [/quote]

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You mean to say that 'equipment' doesn't fall under the category of anything else?
Granted. You get lots of neoprene hugs. You're so wrapped up in your world of neoprene that you fail to notice your house burning up around you.
I wish you would wish for something unrelated to neoprene, so I would stop running out of ways to corrupt your wishes. I think most of them have been thought up by various posters in the past several hundred pages.

Granted. Strapples gets very addicted to Pokémon, and every wish is now relating to Pokémon.

I wish for a freak accident to zap me into the Nintendo Universe.

Granted! You are in my N64 and i suddenly pull out the cartridge and all power and life is lost until i put it back in my N64 tomorrow or whenever....

I wish to have a 600 pound cute fat girl hug me tight

not granted, she's 599 pounds.

I wish made an appearance more often on WP

599 pounds works too

Granted! But thats a troll hat so we get more trolls. ack

I wish to have a 800 pound girl dressed fully in shiny neoprene lay on top of me belly first and sleep with me like that.

Granted but this obese girl dies in her sleep while on top of you.
I wish I needed only 30 minutes of sleep per day to stay healthy, and I spent the other 23 and a half hours doing the things I would normally do without getting tired.