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GumbyLives
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20 May 2012, 5:12 am

You left it in your traditional village.

Where's my gluten-, dairy-, and egg-free sandwich?


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20 May 2012, 6:24 am

That vegan guy with coeliac disease took it.

Where's my vegetarian menu?



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20 May 2012, 1:36 pm

Over at that all-you-can-eat-steak-dinner place.


Where is my nail polish?



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20 May 2012, 8:32 pm

Right next to you. You do like florescent purple, don't you?

Where is my fashion consultant?


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20 May 2012, 11:08 pm

Paris - jailed for extremely poor taste.

Where's my dignity?


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I would rather have my liver pecked out by a giant crow than spend a day at the mall. But I'd pay money to see a giant crow eat a mall.

Your Aspie score: 155 of 200 * Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 49 of 200 * You are very likely an Aspie


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20 May 2012, 11:31 pm

You pulled it out of your mouth and stuck it to the bottom of a school desk

Where are my x-plane discs?


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20 May 2012, 11:48 pm

On a plane with a bunch of snakes!

Where is my red shirt?


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21 May 2012, 2:06 am

At the Star Trek Convention.

Where is my peace of mind?


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21 May 2012, 2:31 am

I gave it to a crackhead at a downtown motel because he hasn't had peace of mind in months.

Where's my Family Guy video collection?



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21 May 2012, 4:30 am

Peter borrowed them.

Where is my tea?!?


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22 May 2012, 9:46 pm

Still growing in Ceylon.

Where is my flight to Las Vegas?


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I would rather have my liver pecked out by a giant crow than spend a day at the mall. But I'd pay money to see a giant crow eat a mall.

Your Aspie score: 155 of 200 * Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 49 of 200 * You are very likely an Aspie


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23 May 2012, 10:25 am

It was a minute ago, you just missed it.

Where is m explanation for my friend not being here on Monday?



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23 May 2012, 11:01 am

Gone with your friend.

Where is my self-confidence?



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23 May 2012, 11:01 am

Gone with your friend.

Where is my self-confidence?



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23 May 2012, 10:04 pm

It's so shy no one can find.it.

Where is my winning lottery ticket?


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I would rather have my liver pecked out by a giant crow than spend a day at the mall. But I'd pay money to see a giant crow eat a mall.

Your Aspie score: 155 of 200 * Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 49 of 200 * You are very likely an Aspie


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24 May 2012, 3:55 am

It's expired.

Where is my fruit juice?


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