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I give up. Granted. No corruption needed.
I wish for my seizures to go away. I also want an outlet next to my bed for my coffee pot.

Granted! But you shock yourself to death in your sleep one night.

I wish to be wearing 100 tight rubber long sleeve shirts and pants and be out in the sun on a 100 degree day

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Granted but you're out there for 8 hours with no water, and you die of heat stroke.
I wish it were 70 degrees Fahrenheit outside in Austin right now and permanently.

Granted! But it rains all the time and you slip and fall and break your neck one day

I wish I did not have heat stroke and could live in my super hot sticky rubber cocoon forever!

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Good good. Granted. You get put into an Absolutely Safe Capsule, while still wearing whatever you were. The capsule is absolutely safe, but there is just one tiny side effect.
You can never get out. But why should that matter? You are absolutely safe.

I wish for the ability to transform.

Granted but you can only hold your new shape for two seconds before falling back into your original shape.
I wish for someone to argue with. Oh and a block of my favorite cheese to eat while I argue.

Granted, there are lots of people to argue with in the PPR forum.
There's lots of cheese there too.



I wish there was some way that freshly made Pizza could be delivered to my home!

hmm...

Granted. It is like the pizza from Pizza Hut over here, but ten times greasier. It also costs way too much.
I wish I knew what PPR stood for.

[edited for content by sinsboldly, watch your language, Strapples!]

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I wish to be buried in 1000 warm neoprene straps!

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Granted, they smell of pee.

I wish Strapples was my brother

Granted! But you kill someone and go off to prison

I wish I could have a sister who loves pressure and snuggling

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Granted. I'm your sister...but I have a s**t load of facial piercings, which give you panic attacks when you hug me.

I wish to not have seized up neck muscles

Granted! your back is seized up

I wish to not have back pain

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Granted. She was the one whom you just sent to prison.
I wish for a bottle of some of the best red wine.

Granted! But it tastes foul since it expired 2 years ago

to make it worse it cost you $30,000 USD

I wish there were less skinny supermodels and more fat ones

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