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Granted, the liquid is hot that you suffer third degree burns over 100% of your body burning all nerve endings which leaves you numb to pain and pleasure.



I Wish for world peace

Granted, but you didn't specify on which world. Purple Martians sign peace with Green Martians, and merge to invade Earth.

Somehow this one was not answered when I posted it a while ago:

I wish my impending testicle surgery won't have any complications.

Granted, impending surgery goes fine, all is well, a totally successfully procedure.

While in recovery however, the impending earthquake from hell strikes, destroying most of the town. Everyone flees to the hospital, crowding it at 500% capacity. There are no pharmaceuticals of any kind available. Infection sets in and everything below the neck has to be amputated, The results of this surgery are astounding, the Dr wins a nobel prize, but you can't visit this forum ever again.

I wish you made a wish

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, your wish has come true

I wished my wish to be invisible, it did too

My wish was you would be the next to post

and that until I reply, you would see no ghost



I wish for Strapples to remain Ghost Free

Granted! but I am not neoprene free and you hate neoprene

I wish to for it to be extremely rainy tomorrow and for a 600 pound woman in a PVC jacket to show up at the door come in and snuggle up on top of me in all that wet warm sticky PVC

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, Though her 800 lb boyfriend shows up, busting through the door - since he wouldn't fit

Then jumps on top of her while still running at full speed (his full speed)

Landing squarely on top of her with a thunderous Smack

The foundation crumbles, and a piece of Re-Bar pierces your skulls together like shish kebab

I wish the foundation held up and her boyfriend was dressed in a wet sticky Neoprene wetsuit!

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted: The foundation proves to be solid rock, however the clashing of the titans wearing PVC and Neoprene produce such an intense high pitched squeaking sound, that both your eardrums burst

Granted, but there is not enough neoprene to do that.

I wish there was such a thing as a fountain of youth.

Granted, you now have Alzheimers and forget how old you are,
and yes, everything either dries up or leaks
but hey, don't take life so seriously
nobody gets out alive anyway


I wish I had the opportunity to undo some wish's that came true

granted but unfortunately there was a malfunction and the un-wish generator was only able to completely undo half the wishes you wanted undone and the others are only half undone, on top of which half of what was successfully ungranted was regeanted.

I wish the un-wish generator was kink free

Granted; during the upgrade, there seemed to be high demand for a multi language version, which was completed on time without a glitch....almost, kink-free translates to ..Kinky (nuf said)



I wish the term kinky could be defined

granted but even WP's adult thread isn't "adult" enough for the definition to be posted in

I wish wishes were incorruptable

Granted: all your wish's now reside in corruptible - a suburb of Atlantis



I wish reality was as easy as the web