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Granted! but it is subject to 404 errors

I Wish to have a G-Suit

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Granted: due to regulatory red tape and multiple pending law suits against the manufactuer, You are supplied with a G-String instead


I wish your wish to come true

Granted! I get a tight G-Suit

I wish for my G-Suit to have a tight inflatable neck collar like the rest of the suit

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Granted, but there is no release valve, or drain, so things get kinda...well...backed up


I wish for $1,000,000,000 to be deposited to my personal banking account daily, so that I might start getting out of debt.

Granted. You're out of debt soon. But you have uncontrollable diarrhea all the time.

I wish Strapples didn't have serious overloads.

Granted:

However instead,

All of his post begin to change,

They start looking really weird like this

Pretty soon, everyone thinks he's completely whacked

and he goes over the usual half whacked mark and never post the same again.

His absence of character that we once knew and loved on WrongPlanet, becomes overwhelming.

The entire site goes down due to lack of participation, soon the entire Aspie community regresses 5 years



I wish I had a wish

Granted! You wish for my G-Suit to be fixed and it is, but you wished your last wish in life!

I Wish for my G-Suit to be lined with sticky hot neoprene

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Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted: Hot Neoprene is injected upon verbal command, all is well.

As far as the Neoprene is concerned, yet the 112 degree temp is a little overwhelming

Delirium sets in, and you turn up the heat, kick back in the recliner, and wake up poached to perfection.





I wish reality into existence.

granted but reality makes you insane nad you throw yourself on subway tracks

I wish I didn't have such a morbid sense of humor

Granted, all your piercings and tattoos become viral, global opposition ban's you to mars



I wish life were simple

Granted. Since you are an ameba, your life is extremely simple.
I wish there were more people on this thread who corrupted wishes as creatively as DaWalker.

Hmm,...DW blushes during reply...head explodes due to lack of ability to deal with compliments, but not before giving his #7 clone all applicable legal rights with instructions to carry on with the normal out of sanity operations of day today life.


I wish KS would participate more often

Granted. But I wait until everyone else has gone to bed, I think.
I wish I knew what that song was called that I heard on the radio earlier, so I could listen to it on youtube.

Granted: but when I told you, you had a sudden stroke, so I turned back time in order that you may live a long and productive life - Boy, when they said curiosity killed the Kat, they weren't kidding.



I wish I could advance time as easily

Granted! But for some reason you break the time barrier and lose the ability after using it 3 times

I wish for a 700 pound sumo wrestler wearing a smooth warm rubber suit to come lay on top of me belly first

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. He has decided to practice wrestling moves on you. He not only lies on top of you, but also places you in a head lock and inadvertently breaks your neck.
I wish that anything I wished for would happen just the way I wanted it to happen.