Why did _____ cross the road?

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02 Feb 2010, 8:41 pm

To chase animals that escaped.

Why did the scientist cross the road?

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04 Feb 2010, 10:35 am

To test his new hypothesis.

Why did the 800-pound gorilla cross the road?

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04 Feb 2010, 1:33 pm

Because hes king kong... and valentines day is always his hungry season...

Why did luke skywalker cross the road?

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04 Feb 2010, 3:04 pm

Going to the shops to see if could make a return of the jedi.

Why did Genghis Khan cross the road?

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04 Feb 2010, 3:06 pm

For some tasty people food.

Why did the ninja turtle cross the road?

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06 Feb 2010, 4:30 pm

to get his mind off of how awful their third movie was.

Why did Belphegor, the patron demon of Sloth, cross the road?

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07 Feb 2010, 12:18 am

He didn't, he got his demon army to bring it to him.

Why did Santa Claus cross the road?

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07 Feb 2010, 2:34 am

Oh, because he saw a naughty little boy - Santa, unbeknownst to many, is avoidant; anti-social personality disorder is what it takes to live in the poles and only enter civilisation once a year, though :roll:

Why did the tantruming 8 year old (who I have in my home, in his bedroom, at this moment) cross the road?

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07 Feb 2010, 4:20 am

because his mother told him there were cookies on the other side.

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07 Feb 2010, 4:25 am

Because you told him not to! :lol: Try reverse psychology!

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07 Feb 2010, 4:27 am

Santa, unbeknownst to many, is avoidant; anti-social personality disorder is what it takes to live in the poles and only enter civilisation once a year, though :lol:

Because it followed me across as it dripped from my chin.

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07 Feb 2010, 5:25 am

They saw the tanks coming.

Why did the exisentialist cross the road?

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07 Feb 2010, 6:00 am

Without effort - the road is merely a mental construct and virtually does not exist - so crossing the road is both an eternal existence and a non-event.

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07 Feb 2010, 6:30 am

He wanted to catch a bus that was going through the English channel to France, where nobody would eat him! :eew:

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07 Feb 2010, 6:32 am

Because there is a boo-boo in the way.

Why did everyone cross the road?

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07 Feb 2010, 6:51 am

The council didn't put up any signs saying their $250 million underground tunnel upgrade under the highway was complete!

Why did nobody cross the road?

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