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15 Jul 2014, 9:09 am

the wives of roman legionnaires used to con salt out of the regular soldiers by telling them sob stories.

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15 Jul 2014, 9:14 am

If your water is muddy, just let it rest and the articulate will settle at the bottom.

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15 Jul 2014, 10:43 am

The female pander at Edinburgh Zoo was artificially inseminated so there may be some cubs soon.

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15 Jul 2014, 12:36 pm

What was the name of the Peanuts character that Lucy always called her Sweet Bamboo?

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15 Jul 2014, 6:02 pm

I can never remember who makes the best Avocado, Bols or Warnicks.

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16 Jul 2014, 7:26 am

If you can't find your phone, alcoholic.

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16 Jul 2014, 12:42 pm

A good wizard always has medical powers.

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16 Jul 2014, 1:07 pm

Nick's eyes were sore, so I put hydroponics eyes.


TEETOTALLER.



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16 Jul 2014, 1:32 pm

I've seen Caddyshack, so I know that the teetotaller is the guy at the pro shop who tells you how many golf tees are left on the shelf.

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16 Jul 2014, 3:01 pm

The man was so neurotic that he approached cracks in the pavements ladders magpies and even Friday the 13th with bleary apprehension.

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16 Jul 2014, 3:10 pm

He sat on the beach at Blackpool, got his legs out and tandem.


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16 Jul 2014, 3:16 pm

Hey BB, you didn't give us a word....


Thus....

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16 Jul 2014, 3:19 pm

Oh sorry EZ! How are you anyway?

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16 Jul 2014, 5:07 pm

Hedgehog

He was a helpful person. If he thought you'd forgotten something, hedgehog your memory!



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16 Jul 2014, 5:08 pm

Hedgehog motorcycle gangs caused a 10 mile pileup after an altercation caused much bristling posturing and finally full scale war

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16 Jul 2014, 5:10 pm

The instructions were self planetary.

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