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03 Apr 2008, 9:19 am

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Some shall know me as fear
Some shall know me as pain
Some shall know me as death

But what is my real name?


Sin?

through Sin we know fear, Sin is the root of all pain, and through Sin all die...


Some might call me sin, but it is not my given name.

Some shall know me as justice
some shall know me as relief

Can you guess my name now?


Jesus christ?

his body was made Sin so we might be saved, he will bring Justice, and relief...


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03 Apr 2008, 9:33 am

You are thinking theology where you should be thinking philosophy.

But no more hints now, if people can't guess it, then somebody come up with a new one.


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03 Apr 2008, 9:40 am

A man is found lying dead, face down in the middle of the desert.

He is wearing a backpack.

His ribs are crushed.

The post mortem shows that he died, suddenly, 2 months ago.

Yet no one has crossed the dessert for 3 months.

What happened?


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03 Apr 2008, 10:05 am

He fell from a plane and the "backpack" is actually a parachute?

(The answear for mine was "Vengance" btw.)


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03 Apr 2008, 10:09 am

AndersTheAspie wrote:
He fell from a plane and the "backpack" is actually a parachute?

(The answear for mine was "Vengance" btw.)

yes.... your turn


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03 Apr 2008, 2:00 pm

What is in my pocket?

(If you don't know this one then you have earned 1000 lashes with a wet noodle!)


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04 Apr 2008, 12:33 am

A pawn shop?



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04 Apr 2008, 3:33 am

The One Ring that rules them all.

Another "Hobbit" riddle:

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.


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04 Apr 2008, 4:31 am

time?

old mother twichet had one eye,
and a long tail that she let fly,
every time she went through a gap,
she left a bit of her tail in a trap.



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04 Apr 2008, 7:27 am

time is correct
:D
Welcome to WP from me!

I guess a needle?


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04 Apr 2008, 7:33 am

correct :D
as i was going to st. ives
i met a man with 7 wives
each wife had 7 sacks
each sac had 7 cats
each cat had 7 kits
kits, cats, sacks and wives
how many were going to st. ives?



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04 Apr 2008, 7:37 am

just you buddy!
that was in Diehard :P :D

um,give me a minute or give us another one!


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04 Apr 2008, 7:44 am

correct :D
little nancie etticoat,
in a white petticoat,
and a red nose,
the longer she stands,
the shorter she grows.



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04 Apr 2008, 7:58 am

is it a lit candle?

even if it isn't, here's my favourite Hobbit:

Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking


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04 Apr 2008, 8:10 am

correct :D your good at riddles

your riddle is a fish

only one color, but not one size,
stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies,
present in sun, but not in rain,
doing no harm, and feeling no pain.



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04 Apr 2008, 9:03 am

deathchibi wrote:
correct :D your good at riddles

your riddle is a fish

only one color, but not one size,
stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies,
present in sun, but not in rain,
doing no harm, and feeling no pain.


aaaaaarrgghh!
I have to go now :evil:
maybe if I sleep on it
I'm going to make some multiple guesses:
1. a cloud (my best guess but it doesn't fit 'stuck at the bottom')
2. a footprint (actually now I think about it that should be no.1)
3. soles (of shoes)
4. seeds

tell me if any were close?
goodnight from Australia


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