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01 Apr 2007, 8:09 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztuMFc2rAXk[/youtube]

I send a person with supersweet ninja skillz to kill your soliders bizarre.


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01 Apr 2007, 8:18 pm

ahayes wrote:
When you exit hyperspace you find yourself surronded by 300 experimental Celcian warships with relativistic weapons. All you can do is watch in horror as thousands of high velocity fast spinning black holes rip your fleet to pieces. Your final moments involve seeing thisImage, right before your very soul is destroyed.


I detonate the ZPMs in all my ships, fleeing using a subspace teleport pendant to my secret main base.

As I do this, the flagship sends the message- "ENJOY OBLITERATION!!"

I'll be back, with more ships, which are totally undetectable in hyperspace.

*attacks the next poster with a flamethrower*


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01 Apr 2007, 9:31 pm

I summon Ifrit

Lets see how well you do against him :twisted:


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01 Apr 2007, 9:35 pm

How are we using weapons?


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01 Apr 2007, 10:50 pm

Anubis wrote:
ahayes wrote:
When you exit hyperspace you find yourself surronded by 300 experimental Celcian warships with relativistic weapons. All you can do is watch in horror as thousands of high velocity fast spinning black holes rip your fleet to pieces. Your final moments involve seeing thisImage, right before your very soul is destroyed.


I detonate the ZPMs in all my ships, fleeing using a subspace teleport pendant to my secret main base.

As I do this, the flagship sends the message- "ENJOY OBLITERATION!!"

I'll be back, with more ships, which are totally undetectable in hyperspace.

*attacks the next poster with a flamethrower*


NOPE, too late, you are deadxors.



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02 Apr 2007, 4:16 am

I bring in my battle fleet, including a Death star, 3 Executor battleships, 350 star destroyers, and assorted support ships, to vaporize whatever planet raph is on. Then I stab Anubis.


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02 Apr 2007, 5:33 am

I send you a present of all of anubis exploding things set to go off one second after you detect them.



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02 Apr 2007, 7:09 am

*fist fights T-rav20*


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02 Apr 2007, 7:46 am

ahayes wrote:
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ahayes wrote:
When you exit hyperspace you find yourself surronded by 300 experimental Celcian warships with relativistic weapons. All you can do is watch in horror as thousands of high velocity fast spinning black holes rip your fleet to pieces. Your final moments involve seeing thisImage, right before your very soul is destroyed.


I detonate the ZPMs in all my ships, fleeing using a subspace teleport pendant to my secret main base.

As I do this, the flagship sends the message- "ENJOY OBLITERATION!!"

I'll be back, with more ships, which are totally undetectable in hyperspace.

*attacks the next poster with a flamethrower*


NOPE, too late, you are deadxors.


That is a lie. I return, out of phase, go in phase, beheading ahayes, then go out of phase. None can detect me or my out of phase fleet.


*ties a piece of lit dynamite to Raph and goes out of phase, where no harm can be done*


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02 Apr 2007, 11:36 am

*Grabs anubis before he can get to safety and takes him down with me*

I leave my lazers to the hamsters(assuming the Attack Kittens have not eaten them, in which case they will go to the Kittens)... In hopes they will use them well until I am reborn

*dies*


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02 Apr 2007, 12:19 pm

I propose to bring Kim back to life!


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02 Apr 2007, 12:32 pm

Anubis wrote:
That is a lie. I return, out of phase, go in phase, beheading ahayes, then go out of phase. None can detect me or my out of phase fleet.


*ties a piece of lit dynamite to Raph and goes out of phase, where no harm can be done*


NOPE, changing phase does jack to protect one from a bunch of high spin black holes.

YOU ARE DEAD!



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02 Apr 2007, 12:32 pm

larsenjw92286 wrote:
I propose to bring Kim back to life!


I bring Kim back to life and propose to her.



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02 Apr 2007, 12:54 pm

And Kim is still alive!


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02 Apr 2007, 2:33 pm

ahayes wrote:
Anubis wrote:
That is a lie. I return, out of phase, go in phase, beheading ahayes, then go out of phase. None can detect me or my out of phase fleet.


*ties a piece of lit dynamite to Raph and goes out of phase, where no harm can be done*


NOPE, changing phase does jack to protect one from a bunch of high spin black holes.

YOU ARE DEAD!


No, the way I am out of phase does mean that the only thing interacting with my shielded, protected form is light. And, as ahayes does not know about this new technology, I am safe.
I send two 50Kt Nukes out of phase to explode in ahayes' face.

*Shoots the next poster in the face with a P90*


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02 Apr 2007, 2:35 pm

Let us keep peace!


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