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Happy holidays to you all!

Yup, I'm still alive for now, and have no idea why you keep confusing me for that insect person. It's just a coincidence that both me and him are pessimistic. There are many pessimists in the world. And like Skilpadde said, the insect and me have different IP addresses, which is because we live in different countries and post from different computers, obviously.

Anyway, I was digging through PPR and found a post in which he advocates nazi eugenics or something.

But enough about that.

I hope I pass my exams and manage to indulge enough in video games to alleviate the loneliness. That way maybe I won't have to pull the plug on my life after all, and chances are I'll live on to have a normalish existence.

Well I'm glad I was at least partly right, in saying I thought it was unlikely you had harmed yourself. Welcome back, and apologies if I got some of it wrong.

To quote Adele, at least I can say that I've tried(to kill myself).

I thought partial suspension hanging would work on the first attempt, but was in for a big disappointment. Many people used this method successfully in prisons, mental hospitals and lots of other places where full suspension is not available, giving me the illusion that it's an easy no-fuss method. My pathetic attempts took lots of energy so I drank lots of water and went to sleep afterwards. I crapped myself once while at it, so had to change clothes and take a shower. Never again.

Since my plan to put myself to sleep failed miserably, I might take advantage of still being alive and talk to that girl who maybe likes me.

Have a nice day, KyleKatarn: wish I could send some of our summer sunshine your way!

Where are you? South America, Australia, Africa?

South Africa.

Yet another country where the president has outstayed his welcome and needs ot ride into the sunset.

Why?

Too many reasons to mention.

He fired the Finance Minister and replaced him with an unknown, and four days later had to back down and appoint another former finance minister who has a good reputation.

He has been seen on video making a speech where he said that all the other continents can fit into Africa, according to him by far the largest continent. If he has no knowledge of geography he should do some Internet research first or ask an aide to do so!

Reminds me of Trump, who will be voted by everyone as a joke and will actually become the president of the US.

Would the voters actually elect someone like him?

Wouldn't be it be better to elect Donald Duck?

Donald Duck for president!

He's got about 60 years quacking experience, and a better voice than Trump.

Duffy Duck would do as well.

Happy New Year, KyleK!