If WP had an army...(just for fun)

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14 Sep 2007, 2:44 am

When they're dysfunctional we can use their spare parts to demodulate cable TV.

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14 Sep 2007, 4:16 am

Your way of thinking regarding Abominable Intelligence is heretical. We shall no longer be working with you to destroy El Generalisimo.

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14 Sep 2007, 11:19 am

It appears you guys/girls are having trouble with what tactics to exploit for our conflict with El Generalisimo (is that the name? I forgot lol :oops: )

Expert spy samtoo at your service if needed.

lol keep it up people I'm liking this thread.

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14 Sep 2007, 11:21 am

yvaN_ehT_nioJ wrote:

Your way of thinking regarding Abominable Intelligence is heretical. We shall no longer be working with you to destroy El Generalisimo.

Me? Robots aren't advanced enough to be useful.

Fine, I'll fight the Gua'uld, Ori, Wraith, and other enemies of Earth while you go and pick a fight with the Earth dictator Chavez.

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14 Sep 2007, 11:23 am

Samtoo, you are ordered to frame and humiliate Robert Mugabe. Do not be detected.

You will be dropped by hypersonic aircraft, and extracted once your mission is complete.

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14 Sep 2007, 11:25 am

Affirmative
(I just hope I don't get killed. :lol: )

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14 Sep 2007, 11:38 am

Am I still fighting with ya or is what Join The Navy said final?

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14 Sep 2007, 7:19 pm

calandale wrote:

Jainaday wrote:

calandale wrote:

Jainaday wrote:

You know, calandale, every now and then I find myself wanting to. . . I don't know what.

A lot of people seem to.
But, they don't ever have the
guts to pull the trigger.

*laughing*

Not that.

Maybe I didn't mean that either.

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14 Sep 2007, 7:23 pm

*Wins*

*Fires Lancer Cannon at next poster*

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14 Sep 2007, 7:40 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Am I still fighting with ya or is what Join The Navy said final?

It's not. You command bipedal robots/walkers alongside troops, similar to AT-ATs.

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14 Sep 2007, 7:54 pm

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15 Sep 2007, 12:47 am

I would be a fighter pilot.

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15 Sep 2007, 5:45 am

Silent souls leave .308 holes.

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15 Sep 2007, 6:10 am

Danielismyname wrote:

Silent souls leave .308 holes.

I like .224 for assault and .480 for sniping. .308 rifles tend to jam easier, so let's boogie!! ROCK AND ROLL!! ! :twisted:

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15 Sep 2007, 8:05 am

gwenevyn wrote:

I'd be ... the combat medic.

Get me out of here!

That's what I was for real in the army. Then switched to 46R MOS (Broadcast Specialist). But I want to be the "crack pot" inventor who receives money and supplies without having to show anything for it.

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15 Sep 2007, 8:14 am

Am I still a Captain of 3 SG platoons? Can I go out and destroy things now?

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