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03 May 2009, 2:06 pm

Cause of Autism topic

Aut-onomy


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03 May 2009, 8:51 pm

Is autism caused by...
A) too many multichoice questions? or
B) too few multichoice questions? or
C) cheese?


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04 May 2009, 9:55 am

Autism is caused by alien experiments. :alien:


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04 May 2009, 10:00 am

"autism" is caused by the alphabet.
without the alphabet, there would be no "autism".

i like to say "alphabet" over and over. it sounds strange when i do that.

like "alpha-beta" but with the trailing "a" chopped off.



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04 May 2009, 12:28 pm

Autism is caused by NT's.

If there were no Neurotypicals in the world there would have never been any Autistics!


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04 May 2009, 12:40 pm

Autism is caused by injecting marijuana.


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04 May 2009, 12:44 pm

Autism is caused by Hans Asperger.

He created Autism under controlled conditions in Vienna 1938 as a possible weapon to use against the growing Nazi menace. Over the next few years, Autistic super soldiers fought a bloody and largely invisible war with the Third Reich and thanks to Asperger and later Leo Kanner, the Nazis were defeated in 1945.

After the war, however, some of the Autistic super soldiers went AWOL or were left missing in action and the new generation of Autistics began to appear all over the world. It is thought that they will remain dormant until once again the world has need of their immense and immeasurable power.

We might pray that day never comes, but if it does, we should pray that they will save us once again.


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04 May 2009, 2:08 pm

Autism is caused by having bad gas (farting) (PHEW THE SMELL)

Autism is caused by surfing the internet too much

Autism is caused by doing chores :D:D

Autism is caused by school bullys

Autism is caused by nagging parents



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04 May 2009, 5:20 pm

Autism is caused by being too obsessed with a topic.



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05 May 2009, 12:25 am

Autism is caused by me and being confused all the time!! Oh wait! Thats being old......not autism!! ! (yes, I'm sadly old....a whole 26 years young with memory loss, oh wait! what was the subject about again???)



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05 May 2009, 4:26 am

Autism is caused by Phil Spector.



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05 May 2009, 4:31 am

Autism is caused by you.

It's all your fault for not behaving "appropriately" you're better than that. You're just being deliberately awkward to upset people. 8O


Autism is caused by other people's perceptions of you.
If they thought you were cool, liked you and wanted to be your friends and invited you out to parties, then you'd be normal. It helps if you wear fashionable clothes culturally appropriate for your gender and age group.8O


Autism is caused by popular people putting you down.

Autism is caused by psychiatrists, school boards and pediatricians.

Autism is caused by a lack of "common sense".

Autism is caused by doing car repairs in your shed all day.

Autism is caused by watching too many science documentaries.

Autism is caused by eating too many sweets.

Autism is caused by being too good at Math.

Autism is caused by watching too many cartoons.



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05 May 2009, 11:50 am

Autism Is Caused By Boys



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05 May 2009, 10:33 pm

Autism is caused by pregnant women eating too many toasted sandwiches...Mmm, toasted sandwiches...


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06 May 2009, 11:45 am

Autism is caused by having a brother or sister



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07 May 2009, 4:09 am

By getting up too early.....


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