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24 Jan 2017, 10:39 pm

put on a blindfold and get into the car and start driving.



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24 Jan 2017, 10:52 pm

Be like Mike


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24 Jan 2017, 11:59 pm

be like the present spurious POTUS.



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25 Jan 2017, 7:38 am

People will like you if you keep insisting that they like you


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25 Jan 2017, 10:40 am

If you're angry about a bad line call on the tennis court, whack the umpire in the head (or some private place) with a tennis ball.



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25 Jan 2017, 2:46 pm

better yet, EAT the tennis ball.



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25 Jan 2017, 3:20 pm

Wanna learn how to fly? Try jumping off a bridge!


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25 Jan 2017, 7:41 pm

trans fats are good for you. hydrogenated fats should be eaten in mass quantities daily.



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26 Jan 2017, 8:38 pm

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27 Jan 2017, 4:53 am

Take pride in your ignorance.


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27 Jan 2017, 10:35 am

If you're 30 or over, hang up your tennis racquet. You have no chance of winning or making it deep in a slam again!



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30 Jan 2017, 1:16 pm

Run your next marathon wearing Cowboy boots.


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30 Jan 2017, 4:49 pm

Ignore confirmation bias.


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30 Jan 2017, 5:13 pm

When scuba diving in an area where sharks have been seen, strap steaks to your feet instead of wearing swim fins.


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30 Jan 2017, 6:29 pm

The next time you run into some loudmouth, know-it-all kid who insults everyone else, tell her or him that they can grow up to be president.


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30 Jan 2017, 7:28 pm

Spend a lot of money on singing lessons so that you can sound just like Florence Foster Jenkins.


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