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02 Mar 2016, 2:33 pm

investor's opportunity here and now! NEW Spamtown restaurant and time/share franchises available, bid now! [email protected]

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03 Mar 2016, 3:18 am

Fly Spam Airlines! Fly anywhere for your Spam traveling needs!

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03 Mar 2016, 3:22 am

Spamaway airlines taking reservations NOW! Spamback program for frequent flyers, Spam in your luggage no extra charge! call NOW! 1-800-fly-spam [email protected]

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03 Mar 2016, 3:26 am

New Let's Make a Deal! Instead of Zonk prizes, they have Spam prizes!

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03 Mar 2016, 3:29 am

new investment opportunity! Spam Store franchises, apply now! [email protected]

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03 Mar 2016, 4:28 am

Hi! I am a traveling spam salesman and I go door-to-door! Would you like to buy an incredible-

NO!!

Oh. (Leaves)

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03 Mar 2016, 4:39 am

a tale told in two parts-
part 1- spam knocks on the door, door opens.
part 2- spam says "hello!" - door slams.
the end.

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03 Mar 2016, 4:45 am

Spam posts on WrongPlanet. Spam gets ban hammered. The end.

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03 Mar 2016, 4:46 am

I'd rather eat spam. :chef: if spam leaking onto WP were edible I wouldn't mind.

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03 Mar 2016, 4:47 am

What about a Spam drink?

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03 Mar 2016, 5:07 am

spam milkshake sounds like it'd hit the spot right about now. :chef:

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03 Mar 2016, 5:10 am

Dine in or have Spam takeout?

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03 Mar 2016, 5:13 am

am too poor to dine out so i'll do as I usually do and dine in. gotta go to bed now, i'll dream of a spam buffet. :tired:

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03 Mar 2016, 5:17 am

Sleeping in your spam bed on your spam pillow with your spam bedsheets?

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03 Mar 2016, 3:12 pm

dreamt of flying spam sheep

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03 Mar 2016, 3:19 pm

Awaken to the Spam Sun.

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