Corrupt A Wish

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Wish granted, you have your killdozers but they pink and have multicolored flowers on it and everyone laughs at it. a formidible army indeed!

I wish I had a taco bell in my town.

Granted, but the food tastes crap.

I wish that I had my own personal Aircraft Carrier.

granted but it goes up in flames.

I wish my cat bed was dry.

Your cat bed now is the ultimate desiccant. When your cat sits on it, her bottom becomes so brittle that when she stands up, most of her bottom stays behind. The number of cats you go through in a given week have start to make the local pet stores and the SPCA suspicious.

I wish that Australia wasn't so far away...

Granted, but it's no longer named Australia, and all the Kangaroos die off.

I wish that Subway wasn't so expensive.

Granted. Now the bread is moulding, the cheese is fetid, and the tomatoes are capable of auto-locomotion.

I wish that I could jump through hoops.

Granted but you jump through hoops on fire!

I wish my cold went away.

Granted! It's replaced by measles.

I wish VEOH would correct/eliminate the bugs in their site/system.

Granted, but it only works on computer bugs. Then beetles start eating the server of VEOH.

I wish for the Buffalo Bisons to be a MLB team.

Granted, but they're so eternally bad that every year they somehow manage to lose more games than are on their schedule.

I wish college could be a do-over.

Granted! No corruption. I'd like that as well.


I wish I wasn't so drowsy.

Granted, but instead of drowsy, you're drunk.

I wish I could go to Oklahoma Right now, to see my Love.

That's why I was so drowsy



Granted. Hope you and your love have a great time. No corruption.

I wish my apartment wasn't in such a state of chaos.

Done. Your apartment is now completely empty.

Hmm, whats the least disturbing thing I can wish for?
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. . . Oh, I know, I wish I was better at drawing.

Granted. However, your drawings fascinate you to the point that you become completely mezmerized by them. In this hypnotic state, you are completely open to suggestion. In fact, you wake up finding that you are now a new character on "Dora the Explorer".

I wish that there were more hours in a day.

Granted, but you lose sleep over the littlest thing.

I wish I could tell my crush how I really feel without freaking the person out.