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nostromo
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17 Feb 2011, 1:31 am

Blows a longer raspberry back at E-Frame



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17 Feb 2011, 1:34 am

changes nostromo's birth name to ostrich.



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17 Feb 2011, 7:28 am

Infects you with "Beiber Fever"


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17 Feb 2011, 10:09 am

Turns you into Justin Bieber himself.


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17 Feb 2011, 11:20 am

turns you into a turn table.



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17 Feb 2011, 3:26 pm

Turns the tables by turning Nosirrom into a table for MONKEY to use.



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17 Feb 2011, 3:42 pm

Hides fire extinguisher, then sets fire to MingyJongo75's ears. They melt.


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17 Feb 2011, 3:58 pm

Grows back my own ears magically, implying the pointlessness of the endeavor.



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17 Feb 2011, 4:43 pm

Uses even bigger magic to cancel MingyJongo75's magic, then re-applies the matches. Also places a cream bun on his head.


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17 Feb 2011, 4:48 pm

Causes Cornflake's funiture to develop a sentience of it's own...



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17 Feb 2011, 4:56 pm

Hide his least favourite food in something nice.


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17 Feb 2011, 4:58 pm

My furniture decides to try breeding with ProfessorX's furniture, and makes a mess of his house. It also succeeds, so there are now several noisy foot-stools galloping around too.


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17 Feb 2011, 4:59 pm

Shaves MONKEY's avatar.


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17 Feb 2011, 5:33 pm

Cornflake, that's funny :lol: okay

Makes Cornflake's hair turn turn green and tend to be wavy whenver he is out and about socially...



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17 Feb 2011, 7:26 pm

Thanks! :lol: (but it doesn't get you off the hook)

Removes ProfessorX's roof and replaces it with a very large jellyfish.


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17 Feb 2011, 7:28 pm

Puts a potato in Cornflake's exhaust pipe, then puts mashed potato in the glove compartment, potato wedges in all his socks, and tops it all off with a cranberry sauce facial mask.


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