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31 Jan 2017, 10:34 am

Or, spend a lot of money on skis and expensive ski lessons so you can ski jump like "Eddie the Eagle" Edwards. (The post on FFJ brought up the subject of abject failures immortalized on film. Bad trend that needs to go away NOW!)



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31 Jan 2017, 10:41 am

Be the new Bork


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11 Jul 2017, 4:39 am

Drink overpriced coffee.


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12 Jul 2017, 10:52 pm

You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver...

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28 Jul 2017, 11:01 pm

Let your mouth write checks that your ass can't cash.


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03 Aug 2017, 12:57 pm

The best way to create your home-made charcoal is to cook loads of vegetables without adding any water.



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18 Aug 2017, 7:49 pm

Call someone a stalker, and then stalk him


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27 Aug 2017, 12:46 pm

Coat yourself in yeast and jump out a window. You'll fly like Peter Pan!


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31 Aug 2017, 5:28 am

Have autism with poor theory of mind, but claim to have omniscience about lots of other people's motivations and ideas.

Tell your supervisor to STFU.


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02 Sep 2017, 1:23 pm

If someone in your life is grieving, treat them to an endless barrage of boring platitudes. They'll thank you for it.


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02 Sep 2017, 1:30 pm

When going to meet someone for a first date always remember to get really really drunk before hand.


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03 Sep 2017, 2:55 pm

when you're feeling terribly lonely, call a random number and order pizza.



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12 Sep 2017, 6:40 pm

Take your sword and shield out, and get waist deep in the blood of dragons, then go crying to Friedrick Nietzsche.


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15 Sep 2017, 3:51 pm

When going to a job interview, always try to impress them by bringing along the skulls on your enemies.



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15 Sep 2017, 4:04 pm

Don't just disagree with someone in a respectful way, insult them as well for their audacity and stupidity in holding a different opinion from your own. This will ensure that people avoid you throughout life.



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15 Sep 2017, 4:06 pm

To resolve your problem with annoying kids in your classroom, just punch them in the face! :D

-LegoMaster2149 (Written on September 15, 2017)