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MindWithoutWalls
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13 Oct 2012, 2:00 pm

Onks, your Wednesday has gone to the used Wednesday collection bin. You can ask to try to retrieve it before it goes into the crusher, but I doubt they will let you in. Insurance policy and all, you know. But a new Wednesday will be delivered to you next week, so just be patient. You did pay to keep up your subscription, right?

Where is my will to mow the lawn again before it gets too late in the season? I don't want to start off with an overgrown lawn next spring. It'll get too tall before I get a chance to go out and mow it then.


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13 Oct 2012, 2:05 pm

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Onks, your Wednesday has gone to the used Wednesday collection bin. You can ask to try to retrieve it before it goes into the crusher, but I doubt they will let you in. Insurance policy and all, you know. But a new Wednesday will be delivered to you next week, so just be patient. You did pay to keep up your subscription, right?

Where is my will to mow the lawn again before it gets too late in the season? I don't want to start off with an overgrown lawn next spring. It'll get too tall before I get a chance to go out and mow it then.


I like moving the lawn. But it is quite long time ago I did that. And it was in summer. Much better weather.

You're will is absent, that's quite ok. It's raining here so I wouldn't like to do that either, now.
The will will come back tomorrow but only if it's good weather.

Where do I find the day collection bins? I mean if it happens again, I'd like to empty those bins and have a look inside before they'd get emptied.



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15 Oct 2012, 12:01 am

The day collection bins are in the week collection bins.

Where is my lemon-scented towel?


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15 Oct 2012, 12:21 am

Yensid wrote:
The day collection bins are in the week collection bins.

Where is my lemon-scented towel?


Quite a lot of garbage to go through. Just wunder if I would be able to do that, ever...
Not that it is that important either.

I guess its in your laundry. And that you'll have to wash.

But,

where is the shop where I'd find new shoes?



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15 Oct 2012, 7:12 am

It's right across the street in front of the shoe-destroying pavement.

Where is my commission?


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15 Oct 2012, 11:11 am

It was reduced due to the fact, you were not very high in sales this past quarter..


Where is my feeling of profound relief?



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18 Oct 2012, 4:14 pm

It will follow your sneeze, which is causing your intensely itchy nose and, therefore, your need for relief.

Well, onks, you were right. My will to mow did return - just yesterday, in fact - with some better weather.

But now... where is my allergy medicine? I'm obviously reacting to something in the air! I've only done the lawn tractor mowing, and the push mowing still awaits...


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19 Oct 2012, 12:03 pm

Last I saw, it was next to the tissues you dropped onto someone.

Where are all my imaginary friends?


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19 Oct 2012, 1:09 pm

They're hanging around with mine, because they have friends too.

Where is my un-broken internet?



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23 Oct 2012, 3:14 am

Out on an island.

Where is the woman o' mah dreams?


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23 Oct 2012, 3:41 am

Actually IN your dreams...

Where is the person who will tell me "It's not the end of the world!"



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24 Oct 2012, 10:11 am

Where is the person who will tell me "It's not the end of the world!"

It's not the end of the world..

Where is my previous life 500yrs ago?



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24 Oct 2012, 11:27 am

Past-life regressing to its former life 500 years before.

Where is my kitty-cat who's been gone for a month?


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25 Oct 2012, 1:38 am

Taking a vacation in Acapulco.

Where is Google Fiber services in Pennsylvania?


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25 Oct 2012, 2:05 am

On the nearest road to you.

Where is my time waster?



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25 Oct 2012, 11:04 pm

I think you already found it by coming in here

Where is my gun?