Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but it locks up in a different sense. You don't know the password to log back into the computer.

I wish that people would never have to enter a username and password to enter sites.

Granted, but then everyone logged in as the same user and nobody knew who anyone else was and other people kept messing up your settings.

I wish my office was always exactly 20C and 30% humidity.

Granted, but when noone is at your office, it either becomes like an icebow or an inferno.

I wish for time travel.

Granted; the time machine gets broken, however, and you get stuck in the middle of nowhere.

I wish I could have more money.

Granted. Here's a penny.

I wish people could evolve beyond the cavemen they are today.

Granted. They are now all pigs.

I wish I was glad.

Granted, but I take away the first two letters of glad and add s to the beginning so you are now sad
I wish my sister would stop screwing up my tivo recordings ( como se era una nina de cuatro anos! )

Granted. You will screw them up yourself.

I wish my money in my bank account will never run out.

Granted, but they turn into stones.

I wish I had a rocking chair that could rock from side to side.

Granted, but you keep falling out of it.

I wish they invented a cure for acne (with no side effects).

Granted, you never enter puberty and you are practically OCD about cleaning yourself.



I wish I had a 1000 milliWatt visible beam green laser.

Granted. The lazer uses so much energy that all the power has gone from your town. Good luck finding a new power source.

I wish I could have as many wishes that I want.

You have as many wishes as you want but sadly non of them can ever come true.

I wish I could always be very healthy.

Grated. You also gain the ability to teleport at random with no warning or control.

I wish for the ability of technopathy.

Granted; but then you lose all your other abilities.

I wish I am loved by everyone.

Granted you are now loved by all and teenage girls flock just to get a snip of your hair. You are mobbed every where you go and have no privacy.

I wish my Guinea Pig would stop trying to eat me.