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Beppieiscool
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05 Nov 2012, 8:49 pm

Running down memory lane with mine.
Where is my favorite song?


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Now with that logic, it makes me insane, but what about you?
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The mess is full of color, beauty, laughter, happiness, sadness, pain, misery, and everyone can relate to this crazy world. For we all live


ProfessorX
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06 Nov 2012, 11:12 am

Where is my favorite song? Soon to be appearing inside your mind whereby you'll find the cd or mp3 version of it to play..

Where is my sense of connectivity to society..



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10 Nov 2012, 11:06 pm

It got replaced by that nagging feeling of being conned by society. Sorry. But at least now you know.

Where is my lie detector?


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11 Nov 2012, 10:01 pm

Right here*

Where is my cleaner to get the marker stains off the inside of my dryer, which were most definitely not caused by me? (lie detector says: telling the truth!)

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11 Nov 2012, 11:42 pm

It fell behind the dryer, which means you'll have a hard time cleaning it off the floor.

Where are my crayons?



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13 Nov 2012, 2:41 pm

Where are my crayons? The last place you had them at Senorita..

Where is my certainty of judgement?



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13 Nov 2012, 8:50 pm

It's right over here! Just use this magic 8 ball to make all of your judgements and you'll never have to be unsure of them!

Image

Well, almost never...


Where is my new avatar?



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13 Nov 2012, 8:53 pm

It's at the bottom of the Mississippi River. 8O

Where is my new pair of shoes?



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13 Nov 2012, 8:57 pm

They ran away because they're upset you refer to them using the singular is, instead of the plural are, and they consider themselves to be two unique, separate individuals.

Where is my scuba gear to go the bottom of the Mississippi river to find my avatar?



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13 Nov 2012, 9:05 pm

It was hidden in the fake grand prize that was stolen from the podium.

Where are my glasses?



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14 Nov 2012, 11:26 am

Where are my glasses? I sincerely took them to improve the vision acuity that you get through them.. I hope this works better.

Where is my autistic supervisor at the moment?



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14 Nov 2012, 2:28 pm

In the breakroom wondering why he/she went in there.

Where is my big fat bonus check?


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14 Nov 2012, 4:48 pm

Your big fat bonus check is burning away in the fireplace because someone forgot to close the toilet seat after them!...

Where is my collection of jumbo jets?



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14 Nov 2012, 6:29 pm

A few people stole them and decided to go for an extended tour around the world.

Where is my TV?



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14 Nov 2012, 6:53 pm

Your tv has hayfever seeing as you never dust your place, so I sent it to the seaside to recover.

Where is my wedge of favourite cheese?


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15 Nov 2012, 12:13 am

It got moldy, so I threw it into the local landfill.

Where is my teddy bear?