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Cleans then eats potato-related comestibles. Thanks! (leaves facial mask in place - it suits me)

Converts rabbitears's avatar to monochrome.

Spraypaints 'DAVID HASSLEHOFF LIVES HERE!' in 10 ft high letters on the front of your house. And watches all the drunk, middle aged women flock to your house asking for autographs.

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THINGS I LIKE
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

Charges drunken bints for the privilege and makes a fat profit. Ta!

Flicks peas at rabbitears.

After eating my peas, reminds Cornflake that it is way past our bedtime, and forces you upside down into a sleeping bag.

(maybe I should have left out that part about the drunk old women in my last post, I don't know what your preferences are!)

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THINGS I LIKE
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

Wishes rabbitears "good night", and meanwhile discovers a tiny unknown civilisation down in the sleeping bag.

Leaves a 5000W searchlight trained on rabbitears' bedroom window.

Reminds Cornflake that I left that 'tiny civilization' at the bottom of the bag just after I ate my peas.

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THINGS I LIKE
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

Ah. That explains why it's all green.

Trains green civilisation to march on rabbitears and valiantly conquer him.

Re-eats little green army, then bends over and uses rectal muscles as cannon propellant.

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THINGS I LIKE
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

Deflects green bombshells (or bumshells?) with the sleeping bag, and therefore covers rabbitears in something wet and nasty.

Doesn't retaliate in any way, leaving Cornflake all alone and frustrated, and goes to bed....

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THINGS I LIKE
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

Blast!

Quickly steals rabbitears' bed.

Steals your credit card and signs you up to several porn websites and services. Including 4 monthly magazines.

Causes an empty dustbin and an excitable vacuum cleaner to follow Nosirrom around all day.

Informs Cornflake that my bed was chronically infested with bedbugs and that I was going to get rid of it anyway, so thankyou for the favour and I hope you don't get too badly bitten!

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THINGS I LIKE
Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

Hides dung beetles under your bed covers