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Granted. You can do my laundry.

I wish we could have Fall weather (10-15C) all year long.

Granted but it's 10-15° F (-9.44 to -12.22 °C) instead of 10-15°C (50-59° F).

I wish everywhere in the world got to experience the beauty of freshly fallen snow but only for a month or two so no one gets tiered of it.

Granted. The other 10 months it's 50C with 100% humidity.

I with this site wasn't so damned slow.

Granted; your computer will be, however, slower.

I wish I could be someone I really wanted to be in the first place.

Granted, but you have to get a sex change first.

I wish someone would buy all the junk I'm selling on Craigslist.

Granted; you will never get paid, however.

I wish I have all the money in the world to spend for myself.

Granted. The world economy collapses and every country goes to war with each other and the planet is destroyed.

I wish Star Trek was real and I could live happily ever after on the USS Enterprise NCC 1701-D...

Granted, but then the Q Continuum is assimilated by the Borg and the entire universe is assimilated in an instant of finger snapping.



I wish the update to fix the last update for Sins of a Solar Empire was out already.

Granted; that update, however, will open your computer to vulnerabilities and compromises.

I wish I could think of something to do today.

Granted, you can help me think of something to do today.

I wish an unnamed site was not managed by imbeciles/better managed.(Note: Not here. This place is very well managed, and the users read the rules quite well.)

Granted. The people who run the site are smart and reasonable, but everyone who VISITS the site is an imbecile.

I wish I had better grades in school.

Granted. You lose friends. Period.

I wish my workload was lighter, yet I get the same pay I get right now.

Granted, you get paid the same as now to work with lighters. Unfortunately, this entails being the personal servant of an aristocrat there to light cigarettes constantly.




I wish I had infinite resources, invincibility, and immortality.

Granted, but you continue to age and become the ugliest & wrinkliest person in the universe, deaf, blind in both eyes, wheelchair bound, no hair, no teeth, and skin that hangs all the way down to the floor.

I wish someone would create the best programming language in the universe so that people could stop creating so many stupid programming languages.

Granted; it also becomes the world's official language.

I wish I could freeze time.

Too easy. Granted. You do not have the ability to unfreeze time.

I wish I had the ability to summon submarine sandwiches.