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envirozentinel
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12 Dec 2012, 1:13 pm

Someone sharpened it until there was nothing left of it but a point

Where's my Republic credits?



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12 Dec 2012, 1:46 pm

Under your nose, silly!

Where are my pieces of sanity?


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12 Dec 2012, 1:57 pm

In my stomach.

Where is my where is my where is my where is my where is my where is my where is my where is my where is my question?



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12 Dec 2012, 2:02 pm

Scattered to the winds by a tornado.

Where is my peace and quiet?



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12 Dec 2012, 2:03 pm

They are in quite a lot of pieces.

Where is my acetylene torch?



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12 Dec 2012, 3:02 pm

It got replaced by this hydrogen torch. I'm sure it will work just as well for you.

Where is my book?



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12 Dec 2012, 8:00 pm

Hidden in a nook.

Where is my evening's entertainment?


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13 Dec 2012, 3:51 pm

It's right outside your door at the apartment right across from you.. 8O

Where is my documents regarding the city's park?



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13 Dec 2012, 5:22 pm

You left it on a bench and a spy thought it was the secret plans, so he took it.

Where is my oven that works?


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13 Dec 2012, 6:38 pm

It had applied for a workers visa with the International Space Station and has been successful in gaining employment with them. If you look out the window at around midnight you might catch a glimpse of it doing its first commute to work.

Where is my hidden supply of Pepsi as I've had enough of the Diet Coke already.


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13 Dec 2012, 9:41 pm

I threw all of that digusting stuff (both the Pepsi AND the Diet Coke) out and replaced it with real Coke.

Where is my evening snack?



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13 Dec 2012, 9:47 pm

I took it to fuel myself after having had my wish for exercise and housework ability corrupted. I got very hungry from being so busy.

Where's my nap?


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13 Dec 2012, 10:52 pm

You slept through it and didn't even realize it... you weren't awake!

Where is my bonus cheque?



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14 Dec 2012, 3:32 pm

Where is my bonus cheque? It's in the mail.


Where is my salary?



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14 Dec 2012, 5:52 pm

You spent it all on presents for all your WP friends, remember?

Where is my morale?


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15 Dec 2012, 3:44 pm

Where is my morale? It has and always will be with you for the next 80yrs or more.


Where is my musical intelligence qualities?