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Why, does your truffle need oiling?

Where is my Christmas cake?

Wearing it on my head as a hat.
Where is my adhesive cyanoacrylate solution? My Terminator Lord's chain-fist arm came off.

I'd bring it over, but my shoes seem to be stuck to the floor for some reason.

Where is my woolly mammoth?

Sorry, but due to local ordinance #48672, the possession of extinct animals is illegal and your mammoth has been confiscated

Where is my credit card?

I borrowed it, and I will return it once I've bought myself a few Christmas presents.

Where is my shopping list?

the dog ate it

Where is my bed?

The dog is spitting pieces of shopping list on it.

Where is my solemn vow?

Where is my solemn vow? Hopefully in front of a priest,rabbi,iman..


Where is my sin?

Hopefully not in front of a priest, rabbi, iman, etc

Where my measuring cup?

It's overflowing with Christmas spirit (or possibly with flour, depending on what you're doing. )

Where is my box of chocolates?

Here it is. It was already missing some chocolates.

Where is my toothbrush?

Where is my toothbrush? jennyishere is using last time I observed...


Where is my benefactor?

Oh, dear, I'm afraid your benefactor is now sharpening his blade in preparation for harvesting the results of the benefits he has bestowed upon you.

Where is my New Year's resolution?

Just look at last New Year's Eve to find it (assuming you're part of the 99.999999999999% of people that didn't keep yours last year)

Where is my laundry?

Stolen by someone who is making a costume.

Where is my patience?

Counting to ten and squeezing a stress ball.

Where is my fancy-dress party?