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CosmicRuss
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04 Jan 2013, 7:26 am

It has decided to broaden its appeal to readers and is undergoing reassignment surgery at the world famous dictionary hospital in Paris to become multilingual.

Where's my super strength cough medicine?


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04 Jan 2013, 2:58 pm

Where's my super strength cough medicine? A fellow co-worker is in possession of it.. :oops:


Where is my sense of comfort?



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04 Jan 2013, 10:04 pm

It's in the comfy chair with the fluffy cushion, which Yensid donated to charity.

Where is my charity, to which my belongings have been donated? I'd like to be able to return ProfessorX's sense of comfort to him.


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05 Jan 2013, 4:36 pm

Your sense of charity MindWithoutWalls is/always will be with your for, I simply try to help others find serenity...


Where is my next project?



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05 Jan 2013, 10:08 pm

Right here...really? You think it looks like my chemistry project? Huh, that's odd. By the way, I need you to have that done for next Thursday, no reason.

Where is my notebook?



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05 Jan 2013, 10:53 pm

It got bored and decided to become a tattoo sketchbook instead.

Where is my bar of soap?


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05 Jan 2013, 11:38 pm

Still in the wrapper; you forgot to unwrap it.

Where is my motivation?



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06 Jan 2013, 4:45 am

You left it at the shops.

Where is my piano?


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06 Jan 2013, 11:28 am

I ate it. It was kinda stringy...
(forgive the bad pun, it was unavoidable)

Where is my naptime? :(


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06 Jan 2013, 1:27 pm

No more time for napping...

Where is my birthday suit?



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06 Jan 2013, 6:20 pm

I think you're wearing it 8O

Where is my caffeine?



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06 Jan 2013, 6:40 pm

You drank it 4 days ago!

Where is my pet monkey?


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06 Jan 2013, 7:10 pm

It was confiscated by the authorities for putting on a fake fur coat and going into an IKEA store, because you're not allowed to have monkeys as pets.

Where is my big screen TV?



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06 Jan 2013, 7:42 pm

A component inside it malfunctioned, so it's at the shop for repair. Sorry. You'll have it back shortly. Was it still under warranty?

Where is my towel?


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06 Jan 2013, 7:44 pm

I hung it up for you to dry.

Where is my USB thumb-drive?


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07 Jan 2013, 3:33 pm

Where is my USB thumb-drive? If you left it on the table a transient person had burgled it..

Where is my smartphone?