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reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 57Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Banned for baking cow pies.
Darty Pileated woodpecker
Joined: 9 Jun 2010Age: 31Gender: MalePosts: 199Location: London, UK
Banned for eating them.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for baking whole cows!
rmgh Veteran
Joined: 14 Dec 2009Age: 33Gender: MalePosts: 2,577Location: Scotland
Banned for drilling holes in cows to get the milk out faster.
Banned for drilling holes in the ocean floor to get the oil out faster.
AnonymousAnonymous Veteran
Joined: 23 Nov 2006Age: 35Gender: MalePosts: 72,838Location: Portland, Oregon
Banned for finding humor in the Gulf oil spill.
Banned for making me laugh even more.
Banned for finding humour in anything.
Banned for humorlessness.
Banned for taking the time to laugh at things when we're supposed to be taking over the world.
Banned for megalomaniacal tendencies.
Banned for having megabig tentacles.
Banned for having megabig (you knew this was coming, didn't you?) testicles.
( no I didn't actually) Banned for sizing up my testicles.
Banned for stuffing your shorts.
Banned for pulling out the thing he stuffed them with and hoping to finding something else.