Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but they bump on each other. (Knock on wood!)

I wish my rest days are longer, and workdays are shorter; yet I still get the same pay I receive right now.

Granted. You only have to work 1 hour a day, but you have to work so fast that you are completely exhausted and sleep the rest of the 23 hours, so you have no time to do anything fun.

I wish I would have 10% of all the money in the world.

Granted, and then you are audited.



I wish I could read faster and not fall asleep while reading my Principles Of Marketing textbook.

Granted, but you forget the material when you're done.

I wish that I could do the Konami code in emoticons.

Granted; it gets screwed up, however.

I wish I could control time.

Granted, however you cannot control space.



I wish to own a 60 Watt laser which emits 532nm light.

Granted; it is defective, however, and it breaks down the moment you touch it.

I wish I could be someone I really want to be.

Granted, but after you can choose you find person you chose to be you don't like anymore after a while.



I wish to sometime finish learning Latin.

Granted, but upon encountering ancient Romans through some sort of time-travel, it turns out that they can't understand your Latin!

I wish that someone understood why I esoterically associate jellyfish with acid rain.

Granted. They will understand your esoteric beliefs once jellyfish fly, which of course is an impossibility.

I wish I have a lot of powers.

Granted, you become a Q, and then the Continuum takes away your powers and you find yourself in the brig of the Enterprise D with only Data to talk with.


I wish I could prevent Cicero's assassination and bring him forward in time to the by about 100 years.

Granted. You can, but you won't.

...Actually, I associate jellyfish with acid rain because cnidaria >> acid rain.

I wish that stupid people would go away. They annoy me.

Granted. They go away today, but they are like weeds--they come and go.

@X_Parasite: Hey... Got a point in there... Hahaha...

I wish someone from WP visits me here and have a little chatter.

Granted, but it is going to be me!

I wish I wasn't so stubborn.

Granted; but then, you are still stubborn.

I wish I am more motivated.

Granted. You now have motivation, but you lack opportunity or intent.

I wish I could figure out how my sister keeps peeing on the toilet seat. Aren't women supposed to sit down when they pee???