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18 Feb 2011, 9:52 am

Hides MONKEY's bed under a massive dung beetle.

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18 Feb 2011, 9:53 am

rabbitears wrote:

Informs Cornflake that my bed was chronically infested with bedbugs and that I was going to get rid of it anyway, so thankyou for the favour and I hope you don't get too badly bitten!

Damn you, bedbugs! <shakes fist>

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18 Feb 2011, 9:59 am

Rides the dung beetle into your house.

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18 Feb 2011, 10:13 am

Hires a giant exterminator to deal with your dung beetle, then throws a cream pie in your face.

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Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

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18 Feb 2011, 10:22 am

Throws a cream pie back, then gets the exterminator to spray bug spray inside your fridge.

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What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.

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18 Feb 2011, 10:25 am

Thanks you unconditionally for getting rid of all the bugs festering inside my fridge, and shows my gratitude in the form of a Wedgie.

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Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

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18 Feb 2011, 10:46 am

Puts more bugs in the fridge.

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What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.

rabbitears
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18 Feb 2011, 10:50 am

Puts the bugs in the freezer, waits until they freeze, then catapults them back at you.

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THINGS I LIKE :albino:

Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

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18 Feb 2011, 10:53 am

Stamps them into your carpet, then hides the hoover.

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What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.

rabbitears
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18 Feb 2011, 11:01 am

Takes up carpet, rolls you up inside it, then rolls you down a very big hill, Jackass style.

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THINGS I LIKE :albino:

Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

MONKEY
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18 Feb 2011, 11:04 am

Enjoys it, then keep asking you to roll me down over and over until you get tired and fed up, and even then I will keep on asking.

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What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.

rabbitears
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18 Feb 2011, 11:06 am

Rolls you down another hill into an icy lake.

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Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

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18 Feb 2011, 2:56 pm

Sends WP's version of Hyena's after rabbitears..

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18 Feb 2011, 3:06 pm

Re-enacts 'The Lion King' with the hyenas and makes a fortune in Broadway. Then wallows in all my wealth and never lets you forget it.

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THINGS I LIKE :albino:

Parasaurolophus, Plesiosaurs, Dinosaurs, Pterosaurs, Music, Tuna, Chocolate milk, Oreos, Blue things

Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.

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18 Feb 2011, 3:53 pm

Directs an even better broadway disney adaptation, and yours becomes incredibly lame and no one watches it any more.

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What film do atheists watch on Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th street.

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18 Feb 2011, 4:33 pm

Throws two cows at MONKEY in rapid succession. My aim is true.

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