Putin delivered his Stalinistic reply: "Red Plan will be implemented without anyone, including my mother-in-law, Babushka, understanding why I like selling cocaine. Never underestimate the power of drugs spiked onto the shot-glass filled to the brim, unless you have cactus soup. Then make awesome interrogation techniques blossom with my brand-new probe until it blows a hole through your ceiling."
That could trigger a chain of Thai honey-boo bees swarming the entire galaxy until they create enough honey to drown themselves and trigger weapons in Russia. Alternatively speaking,