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*arrests both Phoenix and Gilb*

I ask the next person to disco with me!

NO

I will steal the next person's cat.

*steals Aaron's cat*

I steal the next person's dog!

I tackle you and beat you to hell.

I force the next person to kill anony

No, killing is rude.

I throw the 7-month old McChicken hidden on the bookshelf, in my computer lab at work, at the next person. Digest these preservatives! MUHAHA!

*deflects rotten McChicken*

I posess the next person!

Crap, I cant move!
I do whatever anonymous wants me to do to the next person because I am posessed by him.

*blocks returning McChicken*
I freeze the McChicken to -40 degree C and catapult it at the next person.

*Santa/Me deflects returning McChicken*

Santa and I make the next person sing!

I think this thread just hit a logic bump.

AnonymousAnonymous and Santa make the next person sing. The next person is Santa. Yet Santa cannot sing because he is still doing what AnonymousAnonymous says from an earlier posts. The logic contradicts itseft. Haha.

I depossess the next person in an attempt at fixing this error.

Oink, oink, oink,oink,OINK! !! !! !! You have failed. I have been possessed by the giant piglet in the sky.

The next poster will obey my every command.

I still posess Santa, therefore I cannot obey you.

Santa/Me make the next person do backflips!

nope. I am not posessed.

I take the next persons lunch

You idiot. Now what am I going to eat?

I challenge the next person to a game of Super Smash Bros. Melee (a video game)

I used to play it but my brother sold it.

The next person will write:"OINKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! !! !! !!I am the giant Piglet named Margie!! !! !! !"