Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. However, you lose conciousness while holding your breath. Thus, you lose all of the potential experiences for an entire year. You may decide if this is benficial or not.

I wish that I could win the lottory.

Granted. But the Lottory is different than the Lottery. You win an STD filled Russian mail order bride.

I wish I was a 50 foot dragon.

Granted. But the only ability you have is to pass some really foul smelling gas.

I wish Dylan14 owned 10,000 shares of Microsoft stock. Oh and remember everyone, this one is exclusively Dylan14's wish to corrupt. And he has to corrupt it. He said he would:lol:

Granted, I now have 10,000 shares of Microsoft. But they made the next version of Flight Simulator and it had so many complants that the stock price went to 0. Microsoft was now taken over by Dell.

I wish that there were an endless supply of Diet Coke.

Granted, but you're killed by a truck when you're running to the store to see if it's true. I wish I had a girlfriend (an attractive one, that is).

Granted. However, she is the sort of person that takes two tries to determine which is her left hand.

I wish that books were free, or that there were at least a way to borrow the books I need for free.

Granted, but by the time you come in, there is none left.

I wish that Buffalo was near the ocean.

Done! Buffalo is now the tsunami, monsoon, hurricane, alligator and thunder storm capital of the world!

I wish my goatee was long enough to braid.

Granted but your goatee is 60 feet long, making it diffcult for you to walk.

I wish I could learn how to ride my bike again.

Granted. However, you decide that oiling the brakes on your bicycle would be a good idea. The end result is that you run into a wall, startling a showdog. The showdog is so traumatized by the event that she is no longer able to breed, thus rendering her useless. The owners of said showdog bring out a lawsuit against you in the amount of $200,000. The judge in the case has a personal grudge against your lawyer, as your lawyer was involved in a similar incident involving the judge's showdog. The judge rules against you, leaving you to discover means of paying this hefty recompense.

I wish that I could do as I wish...

Granted, but eventualy you become so spoiled that you don't have any fun anymore. I wish that cars weren't so expensive here in Norway (and Denmark, just to be kind to the danes).

Granted. The body is made from cardboard, the tyres are made from rubber bands wrapped around a plastic hub, and the steering wheel is constructed of dried spaghetti. Needless to say, any significant accident results in the deaths of all involved.

I wish that girls made more sense.

Granted! I don't understand them either.

I wish for a new coffee maker.

Granted. The coffee it makes is good, in fact a little too good. It is absolutely irresistable. You lose all contact with the outside world, as you drink ever more copious amounts of coffee. In three weeks you die from liver failure due to all the caffeine in your system.

I wish that winter would come and go at my command.

Granted but you make global warming even worse.

I wish I wasn't so uncomfortable in Lit/Comp class, give the fact that there are 50 students.

Granted, but all those students die and they point the finger right on you.

I wish that I could kill every stranger who ever wronged me, without retribution.