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05 Nov 2009, 12:57 pm

Autism isn't caused by cookies.
Let's apply a process of elimination...



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05 Nov 2009, 4:12 pm

Autism is caused by sinister mimes..



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05 Nov 2009, 7:51 pm

ABA therapy.


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06 Nov 2009, 5:12 am

n00bs!


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06 Nov 2009, 10:54 am

Autism is caused by the annoying zooming sound made by the cooling thingies of my monitor and desk top.



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06 Nov 2009, 11:19 am

Autism is caused by damn, dirty apes.


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06 Nov 2009, 12:53 pm

Autism is caused by Boogie Jay.



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06 Nov 2009, 3:20 pm

Autism is caused by not drinking enough beer.


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06 Nov 2009, 8:09 pm

Autism is caused by helicopters.



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07 Nov 2009, 4:18 am

Autism is caused by line dancing to hip-hop music.



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08 Nov 2009, 5:41 am

Autism is caused by walking barefoot on the beach while smoking pot and wearing a "kiss me quick" hat.


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08 Nov 2009, 1:20 pm

Autism is caused by too much staring at the colors of a traffic signal...



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09 Nov 2009, 12:17 pm

Richie's hamsters


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09 Nov 2009, 2:14 pm

Autism is caused by people with the eyes closed too much whereby, they bump into several things and all.. :lol:



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10 Nov 2009, 1:45 am

Autism is caused by being shot out of a cannon without a safety net.



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10 Nov 2009, 2:11 pm

Autism is caused by being trapped in a funhouse without any lights..