Where is my..... [Game]

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Your replacement cell phone has been taken from you via The Gauls therefore, any/all previous statements made by your regarding ownership are null and void at this time.

Where is my cartography course?

You can find your Cartography Course online at Khan Academy.

Where is my 15 foot long black adder?

The person you spoke to on the phone when you placed your order was very confused, thinking you'd said, "Ack bladder!" So, they sent you diapers instead. They'll be arriving at your door shortly, in 15 foot long, clearly marked boxes.

Where is my lint brush?

Sorry. The cat accidentally knocked it off the top of the toilet tank and got it lodged against the wall.

Where is my expensive guitar?

Back at the music store – well out of your price range, and mocking your aspirations (like this ---> ).

Where is my Rubik's Cube?

It was sold on the black market...

Where is my It specialist?

Playing with Murihiku's Rubik's Cube.

Where is my stunt double? I need someone to handle all my clumsy moments for me...

your stunt double is on her way to help you carry out whatever tasks are too dangerous for you..

Where is my certification?

You've got it. You're a certified dog walker's poop collector.

Where is my root beer?

Right here, enjoy your watered-down, warm beer with a piece of tree root covered in dirt from my backyard thrown in

Where is my television?

with you, but you have to take lsd to see sounds

where is my lighter?

Hey, your not suppose to smoke cigarettes in this area..

Where is my sense of humor?

It got mixed up with some humor that made no sense.

Where is my mocha candy bar?

Where is my mocha candy bar?

It was picked up by the diet cops in your city..

Where is my monitor?

In Soviet Russia, monitoring YOU.

Where is my chocolate milkshake?

Well, Yensid had drank all of it..

Where is my ticket out of this place?