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Granted, you don't have to work today... you have to work tonight instead.

I wish the next poster never posts again in the "Last person to post wins" thread.

DENIED.

I wish everyone is in favor of what I do.

Granted, everyone is in favour of what you do provided you do it in your own time between 11:59 and midnight while standing on one leg and balancing a beach ball on your head and singing your national anthem.

I wish my garden was full of tasty vegetables of all varieties.

Granted, and then a quintillion rabbits flood your residence demanding your immediate surrender.



I wish I had read more of my textbooks so I could more properly answer my written assignments.

Granted. You then suffer from information overload from reading too much, you fail to answer your written assignments.

I wish I have more valid reasons to go late or absent from work.

Granted, you find you are pregnant with an extraterrestrial lifeform and all the governments of the world are seeking to capture you to get to the alien.




I wish that I had a time machine.

Granted; it never works.

(Whoa. Kinda freaked me out. Not about the alien, but me getting pregnant. LOL.)

I wish I have longer time for rest and relaxation, and lesser time for work, yet my pay stays constant or increases.

Granted, your new occupation is being a death-row prisoner. You get lots of money though... for the moment.

I wish Summer would return tomorrow.

Granted, but the sun will explode.

I wish I was bigtime screenwriter who's married to Molly Ringwald.

Granted. You'll get divorced shortly after being married.

I wish I can have more money to spend on my necessities.

Granted, but you also have a new necessity to have five pints of Guiness a day, so you are drunk every evening and every morning are having a hangover.

I wish I could speak proper.

Granted, you now speak "proper" Sanskrit.

I wish I could write "proper" French.

Granted, but your speaking ability in French is horrible. Too bad that you lost anything due to this.

I wish that the entry fee to racing events were lower by 50%.

Granted, the fee is lower by 50% for everyone except you for which it is raised by 500%.

I wish I could fly South for the Winter.

It's called an airplane.

I wish that I could explode and reassemble things (in reality) with my mind.

Granted, your head explodes.

I wish it would stop raining.