Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. You now live in the middle of the Sahara.

I wish I didn't have to go to a meeting after work.

Granted, you are fired!

I wish for three wishes.

Denied. At this point, you are only granted one wish.

I wish for the rain to stop so I can go out.

Granted. It starts raining indoors due to a weather control machine.

I wish for a weather control machine.

Granted, but it has a million buttons, levers and dials and no instruction manual.

I wish for no wish.

Interesting dilemma... If I grant your wish, you won't really be getting your wish, since you didn't want a wish, but if I deny it then I won't be corrupting your wish.
OK fine. Granted with no other side effects (how's that for corruption?)

I wish I could meet my female clone (same DNA, but with X chromosomes instead of Y).
Hmm... On second thought, that might be a little scary. LOL!

wish granted, but she's a serial killer who kills everyone she meets

I wish to be a psyonic/bionic supersoldier...

Granted, after fighting several heroic battles a newer model is produced and you are now obsolete and dismantled for scrap.

I wish my computer didn't crash at random moments.

Granted. You switch to Linux, but now you have to use all that crappy Open Source software written by 12 year olds and instead of the OS crashing, the programs crash...

I wish there was a channel that played Star Trek shows 24h a day with a new episode every day.

Granted, but the channel is in Zambia Africa.

I wish I could speak every language in the World.

Granted. But you realise there all sayin bad stuff about you so it becomes very depressing.

I wish the people in my class would stop messing around.

You've got it; they've all been bound and gagged...but to be fair, I'll have to do it to you too.

I wish I had a billion dollars.

Granted, it is all yours but there is tax on it at 99.9999999%

I wish I received all your tax payments.

Granted. Then after a scathing report from the Auditor General, you are the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

I wish I could have breakfast at Milliways.

Granted, but because I don't know what Milliways is I've opened a cafe in Nigeria with that name. Please be aware that you need to pay $500 now to reserve your table.

I wish I could have a bacon sandwich with real English bacon.

Granted! THe bacon talks back

I wish for a giant neoprene strapple!

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