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CosmicRuss Veteran
Joined: 30 Apr 2010Age: 159Gender: MalePosts: 6,101Location: Location:Location
Banned for enjoying the odd spitroasted piece of bushmeat.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 57Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Banned for asking the butcher to carve up your bushmeat into odd-shaped pieces.
Banned for giving some sausages a good grilling when they were innocent all along.
Banned for not cutting the mustard.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for cutting the cards crooked.
Banned for building a house of cards to live in that was in violation of local planning laws.
Banned for blowing on my house and making it fall down!
Banned for blowing up my house
Banned for allowing litter from your garden blow all the way over the Atlantic to end up in my garden.
Banned for littering
Banned for chitterlings.
Banned for head cheese.
Banned for failing to have an adequate supply of Parmesan cheese.
Banned for serving gnats milk cheese in a toastie to a houseguest.
Banned for ... no, I won't go there. Banned for gnats. And toasties. (toastie?)
Banned for charging houseflies rent under threat of being swotted.