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MrVulcan
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07 Nov 2009, 11:17 pm

I have no idea what that is, so you're getting a giant nectarine snapple instead.

I wish I could invent a computer that is completely silent and doesn't produce any heat.

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08 Nov 2009, 12:35 am

MrVulcan wrote:

I have no idea what that is, so you're getting a giant nectarine snapple instead.

I wish I could invent a computer that is completely silent and doesn't produce any heat.

Granted but people like me riot when we find out that we can't use our new computers to heat our rooms higher than house temperature to be comfy...

I wish that certain people would pull their heads out of their butts.

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08 Nov 2009, 12:51 am

Granted. The staff of deviantArt is no longer idiotic. Thanks for not supplying a variable of whom.

I wish that I could fusion grill my toast.

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08 Nov 2009, 1:14 am

Granted. You use nuclear fusion to grill your toast. Now your toast is vaporized along with your neighborhood.

I wish I owned 100% of the stocks in Microsoft.

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08 Nov 2009, 3:56 am

Granted, M$ stocks are all yours... on the day they crash and the company goes broke because Linux finally rules the world.

I wish Windows (all versions) didn't have any bugs.

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08 Nov 2009, 6:24 am

Granted: you got a set of bullet proof glass windows

I wish that linux would take over the world.

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08 Nov 2009, 6:31 am

Granted, Linux becomes self aware and takes over the world. Humans attempt to stop it but linux fights back and launches nukes at its enemies... the human race. Welcome to judgement day and the rise of the terminators.

I wish the world wasn't going to end next week on Tuesday at 11:13 am.

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08 Nov 2009, 6:37 am

TallyMan wrote:

Granted: the world never ends... but in due process, humanity wipes itself out for being so stupid

I wish for world peace..

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08 Nov 2009, 7:01 am

Granted, a new super drug is developed which is very easy and cheap to make and the entire human race becomes addicted. Everyone is very peaceful now. No more wars.

I wish I had the time and money to experiment writing AI software.

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08 Nov 2009, 7:27 am

granted: you just created skynet

I wish jon stewart would become president with stephen colbert as his vp.

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08 Nov 2009, 7:29 am

Granted. I don't know who those people are but granted anyway. However, after election they completely reverse all their policies and do the opposite of what they were voted in for.

I wish politicians could be trusted.

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08 Nov 2009, 8:30 am

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Granted: they will only talk about the bad stuff they will do in office

I wish people learn that willful ignorance isn't a good thing.

As for who Stewart and Colbert are...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_stewart

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Colbert

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Co ... aracter%29

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08 Nov 2009, 8:46 am

Granted, people are now un-wilfully ignorant.

I wish Americans didn't assume that everyone outside of America is interested in their internal politics.

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08 Nov 2009, 9:38 am

Granted, Americans are now introverts and have stopped all exports of military hardware.

I wish people didn't assume all Americans were stupid.

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08 Nov 2009, 9:42 am

Granted, now everyone only thinks George Bush is stupid. :lol:

I wish there were no more wars or conflict in the world and no decisive religion either.

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08 Nov 2009, 9:52 am

Granted: now there is only love, sweet sweet beautiful love!

I wish I hadn't clued my mom in on rickrolling, she specifically bought never gonna give you up off itunes to tick me off now!

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