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MONKEY
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18 Feb 2011, 4:49 pm

Makes burgers out of the cows and doesn't give you any.


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Coincidence on 34th street.


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18 Feb 2011, 5:00 pm

Sulks briefly, then throws a sack of wet barbecue bricks and a hamster.


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18 Feb 2011, 5:13 pm

Waits until Cornflake falls asleep, then anaesthetizes him and removes his incisors.


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18 Feb 2011, 5:16 pm

Does the same to rabbitears, but this time while he is asleep colour him in green.


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18 Feb 2011, 5:28 pm

Embarasses MONKEY by hiring a drunk tramp to dress as Jesus and introducing himself to her friends and family as 'The Emerald Lord'.


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....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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18 Feb 2011, 5:57 pm

Says "I am the devil!", then pushes you over.


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18 Feb 2011, 6:03 pm

Reports you to the Police for GBH. (The public service, not the band.)


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Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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18 Feb 2011, 6:07 pm

Signs you up to join a The Police tribute band without your knowledge


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18 Feb 2011, 6:14 pm

Doesn't attend.


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....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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18 Feb 2011, 6:17 pm

The rest of the band turn up at your house, and are very disappointed at you so they give you a very good telling off.


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18 Feb 2011, 6:22 pm

Secretely record them telling me off and post it on youtube with the title 'Sad-act Tribute Band Shout at Helpless Rabbit'. Then sends the tape to the RSPCA and names you as the ringleader.


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Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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18 Feb 2011, 6:54 pm

Burns all of rabbitears' socks and replaces them with Python skins.


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18 Feb 2011, 6:56 pm

Bakes the python skins and offers you some 'organic crisps' as a snack.


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Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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18 Feb 2011, 7:04 pm

Causes rabbitears to become allergic to standing up.


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18 Feb 2011, 7:07 pm

Causes Cornflake to become allergic to Brian Griffin.


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Parasaurolophuscolobus. Parasaurcolobus. Colobusaurolophus.
....And Nunchucks are my friends.


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18 Feb 2011, 9:58 pm

Makes rabbitears' computer display text in Mandarin.


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