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23 Dec 2017, 5:34 am

If your fed up of paying for new brake pads for your car , use things like trees and other cars to slow you down , you will save a fortune on brake pads.


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23 Dec 2017, 12:56 pm

more people should give pineapple suppositories a proper try.



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23 Dec 2017, 1:29 pm

used banana skins make really good sun hats for starfish.


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23 Dec 2017, 1:32 pm

Avoid arguments with the missus about leaving the loo seat up by simply urinating in the sink.


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23 Dec 2017, 1:37 pm

If you're putting out a roadside sign advertising your apple farm, make sure there's a happy worm coming out of the apple. Worms are highly respected connoisseurs and it's an excellent endorsement!



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23 Dec 2017, 1:48 pm

Don't waste money on expensive binoculars. Simply move closer to the object you wish to view


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23 Dec 2017, 1:53 pm

If you are in an area notorious for pick pockets , buy two Mcdonald's hot apple pies and put them in your pockets. Any would be thieves will puncture the fragile pastry and get a nasty burn from the molten apple chunks inside.


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23 Dec 2017, 1:54 pm

If you see SaveFerris coming out of McDonald's, it's an awesome idea to pick-pocket him.



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23 Dec 2017, 1:58 pm

^ :lol:


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23 Dec 2017, 10:12 pm

eat a bunch of red beans stewed in beer, mixed with cheddar cheese, wait a while, then let the resultant putrid pharts interact with the pilot light of your gas stove.



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23 Dec 2017, 11:49 pm

Pet the cute bears


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24 Dec 2017, 12:24 am

eat a bug.



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28 Dec 2017, 1:16 am

auntblabby wrote:
eat a bug.

have done. a high school, more adventurous me had chocolate-covered ants and fried beetles (taste like peanuts) when my biology teacher offered them. also ate snake.



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28 Dec 2017, 1:19 am

eat cathylynn.


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28 Dec 2017, 1:22 am

Kiprobalhato wrote:
eat cathylynn.

not telling where i live. ever read candide?



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28 Dec 2017, 1:21 pm

cathylynn wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
eat a bug.

have done. a high school, more adventurous me had chocolate-covered ants and fried beetles (taste like peanuts) when my biology teacher offered them. also ate snake.

you're brave :bounce: