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22 Oct 2007, 7:03 pm

Granted. However, the relative of one of those you killed decides to kill you.

I wish that I could read minds.

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22 Oct 2007, 7:06 pm

Granted, but you cannot turn it off, and you can get overloaded if too many people are nearby.

I wish that I could see 30 minutes into the future.

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22 Oct 2007, 7:13 pm

Granted but instead of seeing 30 minutes in the future, you can see 3000 years into the future.

I wish I could start my own weekly newspaper.

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22 Oct 2007, 7:22 pm

Granted, but it fails after a month.

I wish that something extremely funny would happen to someone I don't care about, and that I could lulz all day at it.

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22 Oct 2007, 8:47 pm

Granted! Dick Cheney "accidently" shoots Bush in the foot. And eveyone gets a good laugh.

I wish someone decent would run for President.

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22 Oct 2007, 9:53 pm

Granted, but on the inauguration day, it is revealed that George Bush has disguised himself as someone decent.

I wish I could tell Drew Carey how I feel about him.

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22 Oct 2007, 10:00 pm

Trekkie91405 wrote:

Granted, but on the inauguration day, it is revealed that George Bush has disguised himself as someone decent.

I wish I could tell Drew Carey how I feel about him.

granted but you go to jail for sexual harassment.

I wish i had a bowl of icecream.

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22 Oct 2007, 10:07 pm

Granted, but it tastes like throw-up.

I wish I could choose between Drew Carey and Spock.

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23 Oct 2007, 11:17 am

Trekkie91405 wrote:

Granted, but it tastes like throw-up.

I wish I could choose between Drew Carey and Spock.

Granted, but your choice is immediately beheaded.

I wish my hair wouldn't become an afro whenever it grows long.

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23 Oct 2007, 5:39 pm

Granted, but your hair is now longer than Rapunzel's.

I wish I could be a contestant on 'The Price is Right'.

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23 Oct 2007, 5:43 pm

Granted, but you'll wish that you weren't.

I wish that I could stop being so paranoid.

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23 Oct 2007, 6:06 pm

Granted, but everyone thinks you're still paranoid and your family locks you up in the funny farm.

I wish Drew Carey was my neighbor.

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23 Oct 2007, 6:25 pm

Granted but he arrests you for stalking him.

I wish two people in my Algebra class would get a room, since they do nothing but bicker at each other like an old married couple.

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23 Oct 2007, 6:49 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

Granted but he arrests you for stalking him.

I wish two people in my Algebra class would get a room, since they do nothing but bicker at each other like an old married couple.

Granted! But they stop bickering and start breeding producing a new generation of bickerers.

I wish NT's would give more respect to aspies.

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23 Oct 2007, 7:55 pm

Granted, but George Bush finds out and puts a stop to the respect.

I really, really wish that I could tell someone I will not name how I feel about them--without getting in trouble.

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23 Oct 2007, 7:59 pm

Granted, but we'd have to compromise some of our standards and we'd no longer respect ourselves.

I wish that we wouldn't make wishes such as these, because they wind up biting us in some way all the time.

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