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ThetaIn3D
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28 Apr 2013, 2:39 am

It's in your peanut butter.

Where is my sleep?


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28 Apr 2013, 4:55 am

Dead and gone.

Where is MY sleep?



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28 Apr 2013, 7:56 am

Not sure, but this looks like a good place to take a nap:

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Where is my welcoming smile?



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28 Apr 2013, 11:18 am

Not on my avatar, that's for sure.

Where is my arm?



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28 Apr 2013, 6:27 pm

Vicious dog bit it off and ate it.

Where is my sanity?


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29 Apr 2013, 7:07 am

It's being chased by a vicious dog with an arm its mouth.

Where is my large circle of friends?


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02 May 2013, 11:43 pm

They decided to become a large rhombus of friends now.

Where is my blender?



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05 May 2013, 3:18 pm

It is in an open box in your attic, collecting dust.

Where are my track design sketches?



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05 May 2013, 3:25 pm

They're in my blender.

Where is my left shoe?



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05 May 2013, 3:59 pm

Oh, this is YOUR shoe, no wonder why it felt a tad tight around my dorsal (top of the foot)

Where did my ipod disappear to now?!



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05 May 2013, 9:19 pm

I'd answer but I can't hear you thanks to the ear buds in my ear, playing your, I mean my, music for me.

Where are my shoes?



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06 May 2013, 3:23 am

Dangling from a power line somewhere, probably. Good luck getting them down.

Where is my playful pet snake?


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06 May 2013, 12:55 pm

I sent it back to the Sahara desert, since I discovered that your snake was an endangered species.

Where is my endless supply of power?



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06 May 2013, 2:18 pm

The sun. We need it to prevent global meltdown.

Where is my girlfriend?


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07 May 2013, 3:25 am

Possibly right here on WrongPlanet, depending on when and if you read this.

Where is my soupçon of lapsang souchong?



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08 May 2013, 2:42 am

Sciuridae wrote:
Where is my soupçon of lapsang souchong?

Hmmm ... that doesn't sound English. It's probably being cooked up in some Chinese soup restaurant by hordes of illegal aliens, who are being supported by bleeding-heart liberals to subvert American laws, taking jobs away from decent, hard-working, ordinary Joes. These people are out to destroy the American way of life ... and it's all Obama's fault (and the gays). :!: And here you are, ordering fancy foreign sh!t.

Not me. Where can I find a good old-fashioned American cup of coffee?


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)