Sciuridae wrote:
Where is my soupçon of lapsang souchong?
Hmmm ... that doesn't sound English. It's probably being cooked up in some Chinese soup restaurant by hordes of illegal aliens, who are being supported by bleeding-heart liberals to subvert American laws, taking jobs away from decent, hard-working, ordinary Joes. These people are out to destroy the American way of life ... and it's all Obama's fault (and the gays).
And here you are, ordering fancy foreign sh!t.
Not me. Where can I find a good old-fashioned American cup of coffee?
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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.
– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)