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MrVulcan
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14 Nov 2009, 10:38 am

Granted. You use MS Access to keep track of your stuff, but then someone steals your computer and you didn't make any backups.

I wish my keyboard never got dirty.

mightyzebra
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16 Nov 2009, 9:18 am

Granted, but your monitor is splashed with grease every night while you are asleep. MWAHAHA.

I wish I could lose a stone in a finger-snap.

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16 Nov 2009, 5:54 pm

Granted, clicking your fingers causes a valuable stone to fall out of a ring on your finger and go down a grate.

I wish I had a diamond the size of a house brick.

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17 Nov 2009, 10:40 am

Granted, but it will be fake.

I wish it wasn't so cold.

MrVulcan
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17 Nov 2009, 7:51 pm

Granted. You get hired at my company and sweat all day long.

I wish it wasn't so hot (at work).

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20 Nov 2009, 4:00 pm

Granted, your boss put in an air conditioner that it is so cold a meat locker would feel warm!

I wish I never had to work ever again.

MrVulcan
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20 Nov 2009, 10:48 pm

Granted. You lose your arms & legs in an accident and go on disability insurance for the rest of your life.

I wish I knew where everybody went and why there's barely any posts here anymore.

Audiophile
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21 Nov 2009, 12:14 am

Granted, all the posts in here are now just spam.

I wish I didn't stand on my heels so hard that they hurt and cause my feet to swell.

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Zeek
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21 Nov 2009, 7:56 pm

Granted, your feet shall be removed at your earliest convenience.

I wish that Santa still gvae me presents

asar
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23 Nov 2009, 2:19 pm

Granted but all he gave you was presents for babies, rattles, chewy toes and teddy bears.

I wish I had all up to date brand new electronics.

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23 Nov 2009, 6:42 pm

But don't latest gadgets we have today break easily?

I wish for the most beautiful wedding for my future :sunny:

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23 Nov 2009, 6:54 pm

Granted. You are now going to have your wedding...on some unnamed planet. Great place, but good luck getting back.

I wish for a set of golf clubs.

superboyian
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23 Nov 2009, 9:04 pm

Those set of golf sticks are good but you might not pay attention and it might get taken off you.

I wish for a HTC mobile :star:

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Zeek
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23 Nov 2009, 10:04 pm

Wish granted but you will never receive reception.

I wish alcohol were free

MrVulcan
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24 Nov 2009, 12:01 am

Granted. Isopropyl (rubbing) alcohol is free.

I wish my sister wasn't such an Ass Burger. :roll:

Zeek
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24 Nov 2009, 3:00 am

Wish granted, you shall become an Ass Burger yourself and be eaten

I wish I had social skills

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