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24 Oct 2013, 1:20 pm

In heaven

Where is my warm weather?



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24 Oct 2013, 1:23 pm

Over the rainbow

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24 Oct 2013, 1:28 pm

In the nearest graveyard

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28 Oct 2013, 4:35 am

Melting on the dashboard.

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28 Oct 2013, 4:37 am

On the ledge above your toilet bowl?

Where is my TV's remote control?



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28 Oct 2013, 4:40 am

Hiding under the couch with the dust bunnies.

Where is my cereal?



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28 Oct 2013, 4:42 am

Up on the highest shelf in the 3rd cabinet of your kitchen.

Where is my belt?



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28 Oct 2013, 4:44 am

Looped in your pants.

Where is my ring?



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28 Oct 2013, 4:48 am

Under the mat in front of the front door.

Where is the salt for my soup?



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29 Oct 2013, 10:00 pm

Sprinkled on the sidewalks.

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29 Oct 2013, 10:02 pm

Under the kitchen sink next to the laundry detergent.

Where is the pick for my guitar?



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29 Oct 2013, 10:09 pm

In the washing machine.

Where is my study manual?



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29 Oct 2013, 10:16 pm

Someone got angry that it was too complicated so they dropped it off in the fireplace in the living room.

Where is my watering can?



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29 Oct 2013, 10:18 pm

Under a cow.

Where is my tennis racket?



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29 Oct 2013, 10:26 pm

Remember when you got angry and threw it in the shed behind the tennis court? It's still there.

Where's my violin bow?



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29 Oct 2013, 10:31 pm

In the trash snapped in half.

Where is my debit card?