Username
Password
Remember Me
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,681Location: Madison, WI
In heaven Where is my warm weather?
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 74,226Location: UK
Over the rainbow Where's my senses?
In the nearest graveyard Where are my kisses?
Shikari Veteran
Joined: 20 Mar 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 5,378
Melting on the dashboard. Where is my contact solution?
redrobin62 Veteran
Joined: 2 Apr 2012Age: 62Gender: MalePosts: 13,009Location: Seattle, WA
On the ledge above your toilet bowl? Where is my TV's remote control?
Hiding under the couch with the dust bunnies. Where is my cereal?
Up on the highest shelf in the 3rd cabinet of your kitchen. Where is my belt?
Looped in your pants. Where is my ring?
Under the mat in front of the front door. Where is the salt for my soup?
Sprinkled on the sidewalks. Where is my face wash?
Under the kitchen sink next to the laundry detergent. Where is the pick for my guitar?
In the washing machine. Where is my study manual?
Someone got angry that it was too complicated so they dropped it off in the fireplace in the living room. Where is my watering can?
Under a cow. Where is my tennis racket?
Remember when you got angry and threw it in the shed behind the tennis court? It's still there. Where's my violin bow?
In the trash snapped in half. Where is my debit card?