Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, your body unpacks itself... there are organs everywhere! What a mess. At least it doesn't hurt any more.

I wish I didn't take everything literally that people say. (You should see some of the bizarre images people inadvertently conjure up in my mind!)

Granted. But then you probably would feel like you haven't got any emotions

I wish I wasn't sick

Granted, your brain is removed and placed inside a Cyberman. You are never sick any more. Just remember to plug yourself into the mains every night to recharge.

I wish the postman would be consistent and come at the same time every day.

Granted. But you won't get the same postman/postwoman to deliver your letters.

I wish for a robot who is human like?

Granted, in actuality you are the only human being on the planet anyway, everyone else is a robot! It will be your turn next though... the cybermen are coming for you with that big horrible circular saw (as seen on Dr Who).

I wish I could see into the future.

Granted. After all you might end up seeing the bad things about the future?

I wish I could look back at the past before i got diagnosed?

Granted but now you can't remember anything.

I wish I had no bills.

Granted. All your utility & credit card bills disappear, and I take all your $5, $10, $20, $50, $100... bills away from you.

I wish my nose wasn't so stuffed up.

Granted, but now it's draining all the time and most inappropriate times.

I wish I had all my presents wrapped.

Granted. But you have to end up opening them when Christmas comes

I wish I could live alone

Granted, but now you are so lonely...no one visits, calls or anything. They forgot about you.

I wish I had all my housework done.

Granted. But you know it will get messy again and then you have to clean it all up again...

I wish my wish wasn't corrupted, lol

Granted, but now you are so corrupt you've been imprisoned!

I wish all my laundry was folded and put a way.

Granted. But you have to end up wearing the clothes again.... and do the samething again, it will become after a while.

I wish for chocolate cheesecake

Granted, but you ate so much you can't fit in your jeans!

I wish for a new house.

Granted, but you have an incredibly high mortgage at 30% interest rate.

I wish I could live in Antarctica.