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redrobin62 Veteran
Joined: 2 Apr 2012Age: 62Gender: MalePosts: 13,009Location: Seattle, WA
Sorry. Your sister accidentally shredded it with other documents found in a trash bin. Where are my eyeglass wipes?
Shikari Veteran
Joined: 20 Mar 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 5,378
In an old lady's purse. She used it to blow her nose. Where is my thumb drive?
Your dog ate it a few hours ago. Oh. Here it is. You still want it? Where is my Monopoly game board?
Torn in half in the garbage. You got angry because the game took even longer than usual (which is forever). Where is my umbrella?
EnglishJess Veteran
Joined: 18 Dec 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 5,280Location: Somewhere Else
It got broken by the strong winds. Where is my night out?
Sedentarian Veteran
Joined: 28 Aug 2013Gender: FemalePosts: 6,681Location: Madison, WI
At McDonald's Where is my fried chicken
You left it out on the porch, but unfortunately, a trick or treater took it. Where did I put my video camera?
On a bike trail. It got run over. Where is my lemonade?
GGPViper Veteran
Joined: 23 Sep 2009Gender: MalePosts: 5,880
I drank it. It actually tasted quite good. Where is my coat?
Musicgirl Veteran
Joined: 30 Jun 2013Age: 29Gender: FemalePosts: 799
A little kid stole it. Where is my paintbrush?
In the art room at my school Where is my cherry pie?
octobertiger Veteran
Joined: 22 Sep 2013Age: 46Gender: MalePosts: 1,949
The cherry blossom tree ate it. Where is my thermonucleardevice?
That is not a real thing. Where is my happiness?
That is not a real thing. Where is my capo?
glow Veteran
Joined: 21 Feb 2010Age: 36Gender: FemalePosts: 1,484Location: England
hidden over your testicles, oh that's providing you have a cover for that. Where is the right to remain hidden?
In the arctic Where is my leaoapard suit?