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redrobin62
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30 Oct 2013, 1:54 am

Sorry. Your sister accidentally shredded it with other documents found in a trash bin.

Where are my eyeglass wipes?



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30 Oct 2013, 1:57 am

In an old lady's purse. She used it to blow her nose.

Where is my thumb drive?



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30 Oct 2013, 6:36 pm

Your dog ate it a few hours ago. Oh. Here it is. You still want it?

Where is my Monopoly game board?



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31 Oct 2013, 5:39 am

Torn in half in the garbage. You got angry because the game took even longer than usual (which is forever).

Where is my umbrella?



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31 Oct 2013, 12:35 pm

It got broken by the strong winds.

Where is my night out?



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31 Oct 2013, 8:44 pm

At McDonald's

Where is my fried chicken


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31 Oct 2013, 8:46 pm

You left it out on the porch, but unfortunately, a trick or treater took it.

Where did I put my video camera?



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01 Nov 2013, 5:02 pm

On a bike trail. It got run over.

Where is my lemonade?


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01 Nov 2013, 5:47 pm

I drank it. It actually tasted quite good.

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01 Nov 2013, 5:53 pm

A little kid stole it.
Where is my paintbrush?



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02 Nov 2013, 9:02 am

In the art room at my school

Where is my cherry pie?


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02 Nov 2013, 9:05 am

The cherry blossom tree ate it.

Where is my thermonucleardevice?



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02 Nov 2013, 9:23 am

That is not a real thing.

Where is my happiness?


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02 Nov 2013, 12:18 pm

That is not a real thing.

Where is my capo?



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02 Nov 2013, 3:16 pm

hidden over your testicles, oh that's providing you have a cover for that.

Where is the right to remain hidden?



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02 Nov 2013, 3:33 pm

In the arctic

Where is my leaoapard suit?


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