Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but since you moved there the entire continent sank, along with you. Thank goodness I moved before THAT happened! Yeesh.

I wish everyone didn't have to work anymore.

Granted. but then we wouldnt have cars, petrols, electricity, etc... pretty much everything be gone.

I wish I could never get heartbroken almost every single day

Granted. You find a wife, have 10 kids, which causes her to gain 300 lbs... Now you're living like Al Bundy.

I wish I could never get heartburn almost every single day.

Granted but now your tummy has a huge hole in it and hurts more than heartburn.

I wish I was done wrapping presents.

Granted. But you end up having to open them up again each time...

I wish that I don't have to face getting up 7 in the morning every weekdays

Granted, but now you have to wake up at 4:15am every single day including weekends.

I wish I wasn't getting sick.

Granted. You're already sick.

I wish that physiotherapy wasn't making my ankle even more sore than when it was injured.

Granted. But unfortunelately it takes a long process idk?

I wish that i can run run run run run

Granted, but now your legs are broke

I wish I could fly.

Granted. But you can't land, and your arms are getting really tired.

I wish I would have started packing much earlier.

Granted... but then you would have to wait longer to go

I wish I could sit there and relax and eat as much as i can

Granted, but the only language you can speak now is Elven.

I wish I could speak Simlish.

Granted. But it might take a long time to learn the whole language

I wish I could never be tired

Granted but now you are awake all the time

I wish I knew Latin.

Granted, now you can only speak latin.

I wish to get with a sexy humanoid alien space chick who puts out, and does not eat/kill humans or their mates, and has no contagious diseases or bacteria that can harm humans, and has soft, warm, beautiful skin....

I wonder how that one is gonna be corrupted....

Granted. Your alien girlfriend's species has the problem that they remove the male's penis while mating though. So yours is gone. And she will not give oral. Period.

I wish I had yoghurt.