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Granted but its curdled.

I wish I didn't have to clean my place.

Granted, but nobody else will do it for you either, and you drown in your mess.

I wish for a waffle iron for Christmas.

Granted but it doesn't work.

I wish for my birthday present.

Granted. But then you probably would end up eventually getting bored of it or it breaks down

I wish for another iPod touch

Granted but it will never work, it keeps calling the coppers and they arrest you


I wish for the day off.

Granted. But then you would have to make a return and that would be so tiring....

I wish for the samething too....

Yes you get your wish for some thing too....

You wish for mulled wine by mistake, what happens is that it starts to rain mulled wine and then you are washed away in a hot mulled wine flood.

I wish I could eat cakes all day long without putting on weight or any other unwanted physical / mental / social outcomes.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted. But then you won't put on weight however you be bored of doing it or you will probably would of made yourself sick

I wish I never get tired while im doing sports?

You do not get tired while doing sport, when you do sport next you fall down dead and then get "rest eternal".

I want a machine which makes me gingerbread men each morning when I wake up.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted. But then the population of ginger bread man are going to be more than humans

I wish the weather is chocolate rain

Fine it rains chocolate, the only problem is that the chocolate is infested with botulism and everybody starts to drop dead when they inhale the chocolate rain. The police then work out that you wished for it when the genie reports you, you then get locked in jail with some very nasty people.

I wish that I had a stollen plant in my garden which would create 20 Kg of Germanic Christmas Cake each year.

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

Granted. But eventually you would get caught for it

I wish I could start up a new business

Granted, but it collapses the next day.

I wish I lived near an f.y.e.

Granted, but now for some reason, all of the worlds buffalo are flocking to your back yard.

I wish I lived near a Nintendo Store.

Granted, but it was robbed and since closed.

I wish I could go back to sleep....

Granted. After that sleep you will have to get up again

Where is my chance of proving people wrong?