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rmgh Veteran
Joined: 14 Dec 2009Age: 33Gender: MalePosts: 2,577Location: Scotland
Banned for smelling laminate in a picture.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for not inviting me to the rave.
Banned for ranting and raving about the music upstairs.
Banned for having mice in France trained to play the accordion!
Banned for offending and underestimating the giant rats in France who play the bag pipes.
Banned for having that irritating advert on French television for "Carglass repair" which is on endlessly.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 57Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Banned for the big hole in your windshield.
Banned for smashing TallyMan's french windscreen
Banned for having shops that close for two hours every lunchtime.
Banned for opening on Sunday.
Banned for producing very tasty baguettes which I eat too many of.
Banned for keeping the bars open past 2 a.m.
Banned for selling baguettes in US.
Banned for not selling real "bacon" in French shops.
Banned for not raising your own hogs and making real English-style bacon to sell in France.
Banned for hogging all the bacon.